Grammar Nazi Vent: Could Have. Not Could Of. Could Have.

[mondo joe]

"He could HAVE done that".

Not "He could OF done that."

"I would HAVE told you."

Not "I would OF told you."

I apologize for this outburst. I couldn't contain it any longer.

[democracyindanger]

1. woulda, coulda, shoulda

[JAbuchan08]

2. could've would've and should've are all proper conjunctions right?

I think people just get confused when they type those words out.

[ET Awful]

3. Thank you!

I agree 100%.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Don't loose your cool over this. (nt)

[Hugin]

5. WAY TOO CUT LOSE ON IT PINKO1!!!1!!!

GRAMMAR NAZIS HATE AMERICANS FREEDOMS11!!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. OMG THIS IS HUGH!!!1!!!1!!LOLOLOL

[KG]

6. i'm ok, your ok.

[Twillig]

7. I could care less

Grammer mistakes don't bother me any more. I don't have anymore to say about it.

[woo me with science]

8. yes, and also...

"If he HAD gone to Seattle..."

NOT

"If he would have gone to Seattle...."

I never heard this error until I moved to the Midwest, but it is everywhere here.

[mondo joe]

9. Or worse, "If he would OF gone to Seattle..."

I tolerate poor grammar pretty well, but this one really gets me.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

11. Either one is acceptable, irregardless...

(ducks)(covers)

[JimmyJazz]

12. OMG!!! This is HUGH!!!!1111!!!!

And, I stand corrected.

[Purrfessor]

13. Here are a couple I don't like........

Unacceptable: "I done it now."

Acceptable: "I done did it now." Or, "I done went and did it now."


Unacceptable: "Look at them cows."

Acceptable: "Look at them there cows."

Also, I hate when people mispronounciate common English words.