Bored, I am. Entertain me, you must.

[nytemare]

Something quirky about yourself, tell me!

Respond in kind, I will!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Scar on forehead I have

Radiator was my head hit at age 2.

[nytemare]

4. Scars on wrist and hip I have.

Broke wrist playing women's football, I did. Took bone from hip to put in wrist, doctor did. Screws in wrist, I have. Set off metal detectors, I do.

On edit: Spell check, I did not use.

[GOPisEvil]

12. Ouch.

Painful that sounds.

[nytemare]

21. Painful, it was!

Difficulty tying shoes, I had.

[GOPisEvil]

23. Slip-ons you should have worn.

[nytemare]

24. Indeed, velcro I should have used.

The dark side, oxycodone is.

[GOPisEvil]

26. Oooh...a nice high can one get.

[nytemare]

29. Many pills, I have left

Afraid of forgetting to breathe, I was.

[GOPisEvil]

31. Sell not those pills to Rush.

Or do maybe, rid him from us.

[nytemare]

36. Clouded by the dark side, Rush's medical records are.

More clouding of his brain, Rush does not need. Enable him, I will not.

[GOPisEvil]

Such a good person you are.

[nytemare]

42. Somewhat feisty, I am.

Not always good, am I.

[GOPisEvil]

44. Good, feisty can be.

Always good is not good.

[nytemare]

49. Deal in absolutes, the guy in my sigline does.

Sometimes cool, absolutes can be, though.

[GOPisEvil]

50. Shades of gray does the world exist.

[nytemare]

51. Look best in black, I do.

Unfortunately, in Florida, I live. Black often I cannot wear.

[GOPisEvil]

52. Found in blue shirts I often am.

In Texas I live, understand heat I do.

[nytemare]

54. Blue people in red states, we are.

Fried people's brains, the heat has. Only explanation for * victory, this is.

[GOPisEvil]

56. In a blue state I was over the weekend.

Much cooler the weather was.

[nytemare]

58. Explain much, that does.

An ally of the dark side, heat is.

[GOPisEvil]

60. Wise you are. Good thoughts from your head emanate.

[nytemare]

61. Close to 4000 posts, I am.

A stupid milestone, this will be.

[GOPisEvil]

65. In Florida you live, but Maryland your avatar is.

More than ten times your posts have I. No life I have.

[nytemare]

67. From Maryland, I am.

Forced to move as a young padawan, I was. Like the flag, I do.

[GOPisEvil]

68. Attractive the flag is.

Through Maryland I have been several times. Residents of Maryland among my friends are.

[nytemare]

71. A Redskin fan, I am.

I hope disappointed again this year, I am not.

[GOPisEvil]

73. An Oilers fan I was

No longer in Houston they are. Sad I am. New team from Houston too friendly with Poppy Bush their owner is.

[nytemare]

75. Cheerleader, * was.

On the sideline, the dark side roamed. A good sith, * did not make. Too chicken was he.

[GOPisEvil]

77. A cheerleader Lott was too. Also a good sith he is not.

Bad hair has he.

[nytemare]

81. An ally of the dark side, Rove would make.

A plotter he is. A sith, he is not. Covering his tracks well, he does not.

[GOPisEvil]

84. An indictment he will get.

To prison will he go.

[nytemare]

87. Like a frog, he will walk!!

[GOPisEvil]

89. An orange jumpsuit he will wear.

[nytemare]

92. Jabba's bitch, he will become.

Wear a gold bikini and receive a lightsaber in the ass will he.

[GOPisEvil]

94. Laughing out loud I am.

[nytemare]

96. Palpatine's punching bag, he will make.

Much sith lightning, Karl's aureole will absorb. Ick.

[GOPisEvil]

98. Grossed out that makes me, but funny that also is.

[nytemare]

101. Difficult to force choke for Darth Vader, Karl is.

Hard to find under many chins is Rove's throat.

[GOPisEvil]

103. More than one way to skin a cat there is.

[nytemare]

104. A MOAB Vader could use.

Mother of All Bitches.

[GOPisEvil]

107. True, that is.

[XemaSab]

95. Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, I am!

no text, I put.

[nytemare]

97. A scary mental picture, these posts give!

[usedtobesick]

5. Sorry to thread jack...

My turn in Seattle. Sitting on the sailboat at Elliots Bay Marina, drinking a Corona, not as serious an occasion as yours this weekend but... damn life is ok right now.

For a quirky thing... I am getting paid to do this...

[GOPisEvil]

11. I had to pay.

I was on a different body of water (which I won't name, since it's someone's home), but yeah. That life isn't bad at all.

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. Touch my nose with my tongue, I can!

Jelly on bacon I put.

[nytemare]

6. Tried mayo on french fries, have you?

Good, it is! On large type fries, such as Wendy's, you must use. McDonald's with mayo taste good does not.

[Not_Giving_Up]

9. Like mayo I do not

A thing about foods I have. Mayo, Sour Cream, Cottage Cheese I cannot eat.

[XemaSab]

13. Like murre shit, mayo is!

Touch, smell, look like murre shit mayo does!

After the oil spill clean up, eat it I do not!

Grossed out I get!

[nytemare]

15. Eat mayo much anymore, I do not

Ate mayo and fries in Germany while in the Army, I did. Higher metabolism at a younger age, I had.

Quirky your aversion to sour cream is!

[Not_Giving_Up]

19. Something about white creamy looking food it is

Eat vanilla ice cream I can (and do!)...Finicky eater I am, but worse my son is. Macaroni and cheese, eat he will not.

[nytemare]

20. Entertaining me, this is!

Thank you, I do.

[Not_Giving_Up]

22. Welcome you are!

An Aspie, my son is. Feel funny in his mouth do certain foods. Rice he could not stand, even when a toddler he was.

[nytemare]

27. Love rice, I do!

Imagine going without it, I could not.

[Not_Giving_Up]

33. The same way I am

Rice I must have! Only instant potatoes will he eat. Like real mashed potatoes he does not.

[nytemare]

35. Picky, he is.

A path to the dark side, I hope it is not!

[Not_Giving_Up]

39. Turn to the dark side he will not

If help it I can!

[nytemare]

43. Good, that is!

Do not underestimate the power of the Emperor!

[Not_Giving_Up]

45. Underestimate I will not

Learn well the young padawan shall.

[nytemare]

57. Beware Bleu Cheese

Or lost, we already have.

[Not_Giving_Up]

59. That he would never touch

Certain of this I am.

[nytemare]

63. Good, that is!

[Not_Giving_Up]

66. Agree I do

A problem it is not!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

3. i stumbled walking up stairs

and tore my big-toenail out on Easter Morning coupla months ago.

Well, i wouldn't say i ripped it out. it was still dangling there. The doctor ripped it out, from the nail bed. after giving me injections between my toes.

is that quirky? surely not, but perhaps its entertaining.

[nytemare]

7. Ouch! Hurt, that must!

A quick path to the dark side, broken toenails are.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

40. you are wise in the ways of podiatry

[nytemare]

46. Nice picture, you posted!

Upside down, our world has been turned. Make it right, we must!

[Merrick]

8. Swim underwater, I can!

[nytemare]

16. Get bleached by chlorine, dark colored underwear will!

[trof]

10. Wiggle my ears, I can.

See?
(hilarity ensues)

[nytemare]

17. Wiggle my hair, I can!

Wiggling hair and ears at same time, a neat trick is!

[trof]

41. I can't. People with hair piss me off.

Hair deprived, I am.

[nytemare]

47. Wiggle your head skin, can you?

Sound good, that question did not.

[DerekG]

14. Hey, Yoda...

Ya probably wouldn't be festering in that swamp if you bothered to give Anakin a hug or two!

P.S. Qui-Gon owns your ass, so get back to your studies.

[nytemare]

18. Scared of lightning, Yoda is!

Frighten Yoda, finger lightning and yellow eyes do!

[Left_Winger]

25. Dislodged my pinky toe, I did

Stuck out at a right angle, it was.
When I put it back in place, a Three Stooges sound effect, it made.

[nytemare]

28. A popping toe, I have on my right foot!

Hurt you, your toe must have. Laughed at the noise, you did!

[Left_Winger]

30. Soitenly

Nyuk, nyuk!

[nytemare]

32. Welcome to DU, you are!

A warm welcome, I hope you received.

[Left_Winger]

37. Oh yes, oh yes

and it was the bes(t).

[nytemare]

48. Good to hear, that is.

Power in numbers, we have.

[Left_Winger]

53. Nice talking to you, indeed, it was

Neighbors knocking at the door, they are.

[nytemare]

55. Have a nice evening, you must.

[Parche]

34. qarks

i love cherrys, but cant stand cherry pie
i love avacados, but cant stand guacamole
dont like mexican food
have never ever ever smoked pot, but i can drink heineken like
a fish

[nytemare]

38. Like orange juice, but not oranges, I do!

Understandable, you are.

[XemaSab]

62. Less bored you would be if more foods you ate!

Vegetarian I am, and the dark side of the force my tomato allergy is a path to. Bland food I would eat, but hot sauce the balance to the force restores, it does!

[nytemare]

64. Spinach, I enjoy!

Add spinach to many foods, I do.

[XemaSab]

69. Makes my teeth feel funny, spinich does!

Also not good to eat, soil is!

Work with soil enough I do, and when home I am, soil I do not wish to see any more!

[GOPisEvil]

70. In sink, in cool water, place your spinach.

To the bottom of sink dirt will fall.

[XemaSab]

72. Too much clay in the soil we have,

fall to the bottom of the sink dirt will not!

In crevices in the spinich dirt hides, it does!

In spinach wrinkles, the power of the dark side, strong it is!

Alter or change it, the force does not! Alter or change it, running it under the faucet does not!

[GOPisEvil]

76. Pre-washed spinach you should buy.

Power to alter force it has.

[nytemare]

78. Pre washed spinach, I buy.

Makes me feel like Popeye, it does.

[GOPisEvil]

80. Bluto's rear end do you kick?

Olive Oyl do you kiss?

[nytemare]

85. Irritating, the bitch is.

On both sides of the fence, I sit. Find Olive attractive in the least, I do not. With Mann Coulter, she belongs.

[GOPisEvil]

86. Good taste you have.

Most attractive do I find meat on bone.

[nytemare]

90. Laughing on floor, I am.

[GOPisEvil]

91. Almost as funny as euphemism for poop thread this is.

[nytemare]

99. Almost as funny, indeed!

Many laughs have this thread caused!

[GOPisEvil]

100. Yes, much laughing have I done.

[XemaSab]

79. A wise suggestion you have.

Pre-washed spinach I will buy, farmer's market spinich I will abandon to the dark side. local growers I will support, when other produce they sell.

[GOPisEvil]

82. Balance life is about.

[nytemare]

74. Laughing like a nut at this thread, I am.

[XemaSab]

83. Entertained you are?

Bored, you are not?

Accomplished your goals, this thread has?

[nytemare]

88. Exceeded expectations, this thread has!

[XemaSab]

93. The least I could do, my contribution has been...

http://y.20q.net/anon

An excellent waste of time, this game is.

Save you from work, it will!

[nytemare]

102. Bookmark it, I will.

Much amusement to be found in that site. Thank you, I do.

[XemaSab]

106. Welcome, you are

good evening, you must have.

[GOPisEvil]

105. A Star Wars fan I am not. One movie only have I seen.

And yet, in this thread did I play.

[nytemare]

108. Saw which movie, did you?

Enjoy the philosophy and stories in Star Wars, did I.

[GOPisEvil]

109. The original movie did I see.

As usual, original the best movie is.

[nytemare]

110. Yoda, you missed!

Episodes 1 and 2, lacking in plot were. Very good were the rest.

[GOPisEvil]

111. Even though Yoda I missed, his character can I impersonate.

A film festival someday I might have.

[nytemare]

112. Much popcorn, you will consume.

Enjoy, you will.

[GOPisEvil]

113. Invitations to my DU friends I must send.

[nytemare]

114. Bring DVD's, I will.

Far away, you are. To get there, into hyperdrive I must go.

[GOPisEvil]

115. A place to stay you will have.

Rush not, speed can be unsafe. Alive I want to you arrive.

[nytemare]

116. Thank you, I do.

Tired, thinking backwards has made me. Difficult, it is!

[GOPisEvil]

117. Welcome, you are.

With you I agree. Tired, my brain is too.

[nytemare]

118. Rest, I must.

Sleep, soon I will.

[GOPisEvil]

119. A good night I hope you will have.

A lot of fun I had.