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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:09 PM
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I'm getting a lap dance. I'm getting a lap dance.....
Edited on Wed Jul-20-05 05:09 PM by WCGreen
The woman who cuts my hair is so tiny she literally has to crawl all over me to get the job done.....

I told her I feel like putting a buck or two in her g string.....

She laughs and laughs and laughs........
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:10 PM
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1. You could not pay me to cut hair on a day this hot. It would
stick all over me. :P
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:11 PM
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2. Ah but she is very wealthy and can afford air conditioning.....
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:13 PM
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3. Well. then she has three things I wish I had
Wealth, AC, and tinyness :P
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:18 PM
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4. And she is world famous too.....
I use to have hair down to the middle of my back. She cut it and played it out on the local Faux news show.......

I went from Mountain Man, big busy beard as well, back to sane buff handsome guy..... Ahemmmmmm
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 05:20 PM
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5. :^D Well, howzabout dat?
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