Grab a hankie: The Presidential Prayer Team's "Bush needs prayers" e-card

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://member.presidentialprayerteam.org/site/PageServe...

http://member.presidentialprayerteam.org/site/PageServe...

These are screen shots. The card itself is a Flash movie, with soothing George Winston-style new age piano music and soft dissolves between photos.

This card is called "An Invitation To Pray." You can e-mail it to anyone you want...even Karl Rove, if you'd like.

I will now go bathe, and hope to wash the memory of this off of me.

[LynneSin]

1. I think I just puked in my mouth

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. One word: BARF.

I'm quite certain that Poppy sent him crashing onto his head immediately after that top picture was taken.

These people make me ILL.

[progmom]

3. oh. you are kidding me.

this is so freaking manipulative.

[TK421]

4. Just a moment while I clean the vomit off of my keyboard....

[bushisanidiot]

5. A coke head, an AWOL soldier, a failed business man, a criminal

and a complete moron.

[CottonBear]

18. Amen to that description.

I have an upset tummy now. What a load of absolute crap.

[wtmusic]

6. *kneels*

"I wtmusic pray that George W. Bush will be sent straight to hell for the hundreds of thousands of innocent men women and children he has murdered. Amen."

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. I hope it's *not* George Winston. It could be John Tesh, since

he is a member of The Presidential Prayer Team?!?!?!?!?!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. Could be Tesh...could be indeed.

"The Blonde Frankenstein," as Howard Stern calls him.



"GRRRRRRRRRR....Bush GOOD!"

[Burma Jones]

8. Beats the Fuck out of Thinking

Yeah, I said fuck.

[buff2]

10. Oh Gag me!!!

Geesus,that was gross. So....the little mental midget needs PRAYERS? I thought he was so perfect.....so rightous....

[snippy]

11. Reminds me of this abomination from the early days of the invasion.

US soldiers in Iraq asked to pray for Bush
They may be the ones facing danger on the battlefield, but US soldiers in Iraq are being asked to pray for President George W Bush.

Thousands of marines have been given a pamphlet called "A Christian's Duty," a mini prayer book which includes a tear-out section to be mailed to the White House pledging the soldier who sends it in has been praying for Bush.

"I have committed to pray for you, your family, your staff and our troops during this time of uncertainty and tumult. May God's peace be your guide," says the pledge, according to a journalist embedded with coalition forces.

The pamphlet, produced by a group called In Touch Ministries, offers a daily prayer to be made for the US president, a born-again Christian who likes to invoke his God in speeches.

Sunday's is "Pray that the President and his advisers will seek God and his wisdom daily and not rely on their own understanding".

Monday's reads "Pray that the President and his advisers will be strong and courageous to do what is right regardless of critics".

abcnews - online
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s819685.htm

[Initech]

12. Ugh. I havent eaten lunch yet and I think I may lose it...

Really. Worst e-card ever.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. Are they praying for a news story that replaces the RoveGate scandal?

Like a nice Republican Fox News God-fearin' triple homocide, a bloody shark attack, another killer hurricane, another child abduction, another terrorist bombing, another ex-President's funeral and the like?

I'll bet deep down they are.

[MN ChimpH8R]

14. Just totally

[WhollyHeretic]

15. It looks like the pie eating contest scene from "Stand By Me" in here

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Those people are the dumbest

mother fuckers on the planet.

[Pool Hall Ace]

17. What ???? This isn't real.

It can't be. This is like Billionaires for Bush, right?

Right?