If Karl Rove was a HARRY POTTER character, which one would he be?

[derby378]

Poll question: If Karl Rove was a HARRY POTTER character, which one would he be?

Poll result (18 votes)
Lord Voldemort	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Draco Malfoy	(1 votes, 6%)	Vote
Dolores Umbridge	(10 votes, 56%)	Vote
Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail)	(3 votes, 17%)	Vote
Lucius Malfoy	(3 votes, 17%)	Vote
Pansy Parkinson	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Either Crabbe or Goyle - they're both big and stupid	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Other (please share)	(1 votes, 6%)	Vote

[northzax]

1. other- Ginny Weasley

the temptation of the hero.


I know, it doesn't make any sense to me either.

[derby378]

6. Minor spoiler alert

I'd rather not have a mental image of Harry daydreaming about sucking face with Karl Rove. Eww.

[WhollyHeretic]

2. Umbridge: Evil racist git with no respect for the law

[Parrcrow]

3. Draco Malfoy

which makes Dubya and Cheney, Crabbe and Goyle.

[demnan]

4. Other

One of the Durseys. Probably the little shit son all grown up. Rove is no wizard.

[Coventina]

5. Lucius Malfoy: Based on his M.O. in book 2

Of slipping the Diary into Ginny's possession and sitting back and waiting for the evil to unfold.

Pretty parallel to Rove's M.O. I think.

[derby378]

8. Very good observation

I actually forgot about that - but Lucius always reached me as being quite the schemer.

[northzax]

9. yes, but he was doing it at someone else's bidding

and without knowledge of what it was. So that's more like Scott McClellan.

[jobycom]

10. Ooo. You convinced me!

[MN ChimpH8R]

7. w/o question Dudley Dursley

A spoiled, bullying fat goon with no redeeming characters whatsoever and no magical abilities.