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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:05 PM
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This is not me.
This is not my photo:



I have hobbies but I didn't paint this photo:



This is not my car:



And I do not live here:






Now, it's your turn. Tell me nothing about you!




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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:07 PM
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1. This is not my favorite movie star:


And that's not my tennis ball lodged in his shorts.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:09 PM
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2. Is that your dog? Is that your pink surfboard?
:rofl:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:12 PM
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4. No, that's no my dog.
That dog has scary, hollow eyes. If you look deeply into that dog's eyes, you will see pure evil!

Pink surfboard? ...yeah, that's mine.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:23 PM
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12. It's a Hollywood dog
Used to share an apartment with Cujo before he got his big break.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:16 PM
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8. nice package paul!
you never told us what a hottie you were :P
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:11 PM
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3. I do not live here:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:15 PM
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7. No, not currently 'cause it's your winter ski chalet....
But you own it, don't you?!?!?!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:12 PM
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5. ok
This is not my photo:


I have hobbies but I didn't paint this photo:



This is not my car:



And I do not live here:

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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:13 PM
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6. So there ARE sharks in Arizona!!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:25 PM
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13. I've seen that house
In Oxford (UK), unless someone copycatted it.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:21 PM
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9. sure:
this is not my photo:



I have hobbies but I didn't paint this photo:



This is not my car:



And I do not live here:

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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:22 PM
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10. Progmom,
you don't look GREAT in that picture!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:26 PM
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14. That place where you don't live is the funkiest home ever.
:D
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:22 PM
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11. This is not me
This is not my photo:



I have hobbies but I didn't paint this photo:



This is not my car:



And I do not live here:




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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:28 PM
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15. Cool house.
I would like to live there! :D
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:29 PM
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16. I like to get away from it all
The vats of boiling oil, on standby, help, too.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:31 PM
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20. damn! that's not you?
don't get me all worked up like that :P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:43 PM
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23. Well, maybe it is and maybe it isn't
Is that better?

We like a hint of mystery... :-)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:29 PM
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17. I have not met this person

(good thing too)

I don't do this. I did not take this picture, nor do I do this as a hobby.


I don't drive this.


I don't live here, nor have I ever stayed here.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:48 PM
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24. My
groupies....




...waiting for me to get down to my thong.

It's a thong throng...and, I say, what's wrong with a thong throng, da doo ron ron?
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:30 PM
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18. Ooooh! What fun!
This is not my photo:



I have hobbies, but i didn't do this:



This is not my car:



And i do not live here:

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:31 PM
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19. Hey, what's wrong with a Volkswagen Thing?
Or a log cabin on wheels?

(You'll note that I didn't have the guts to say anything in defense of the wrinkly nun.)

Redstone
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:37 PM
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21. I love things! I wish I had one.
:D
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:41 PM
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22. They're durn hard to find, and cost more than they did
when they were new.

Though being used to modern cars that have enough power to get out of their own way, I think we'd be disappointed at driving a Thing these days.

So it's just as well.

Redstone
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:50 PM
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25. Isn't it basically an orange Kubelwagen?
They really should have marketed the Schwimmwagen...that'd have been cool.



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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:54 PM
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26. You can't buy a Schwimmwagen, but if you're rich
there are still some Amphicars around.

I sure wish I had one of those. Who cares that it's a car that's a boat that is not very good at being either...I'd still like to have one.

Redstone
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 12:12 AM
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27. This is definitely not me...


I do not have one of these in my back yard:





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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 12:30 AM
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28. This is not me.
This is not my photo:



I have hobbies, but I didn't paint this:



This is not my car:



I do not live here:



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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 12:39 AM
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29. And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?


And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?


And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!


And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!
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