This is not me.

[Maddy McCall]

This is not my photo:



I have hobbies but I didn't paint this photo:



This is not my car:



And I do not live here:






Now, it's your turn. Tell me nothing about you!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

1. This is not my favorite movie star:

And that's not my tennis ball lodged in his shorts.

[Maddy McCall]

2. Is that your dog? Is that your pink surfboard?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

4. No, that's no my dog.

That dog has scary, hollow eyes. If you look deeply into that dog's eyes, you will see pure evil!

Pink surfboard? ...yeah, that's mine.

[ForrestGump]

12. It's a Hollywood dog

Used to share an apartment with Cujo before he got his big break.

[sundog]

8. nice package paul!

you never told us what a hottie you were

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. I do not live here:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

7. No, not currently 'cause it's your winter ski chalet....

But you own it, don't you?!?!?!

[sundog]

5. ok

This is not my photo:


I have hobbies but I didn't paint this photo:



This is not my car:



And I do not live here:

[Maddy McCall]

6. So there ARE sharks in Arizona!!

[ForrestGump]

13. I've seen that house

In Oxford (UK), unless someone copycatted it.

[progmom]

9. sure:

this is not my photo:



I have hobbies but I didn't paint this photo:



This is not my car:



And I do not live here:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

10. Progmom,

you don't look GREAT in that picture!

[Maddy McCall]

14. That place where you don't live is the funkiest home ever.

[ForrestGump]

11. This is not me

This is not my photo:



I have hobbies but I didn't paint this photo:



This is not my car:



And I do not live here:

[Maddy McCall]

15. Cool house.

I would like to live there!

[ForrestGump]

16. I like to get away from it all

The vats of boiling oil, on standby, help, too.

[sundog]

20. damn! that's not you?

don't get me all worked up like that

[ForrestGump]

23. Well, maybe it is and maybe it isn't

Is that better?

We like a hint of mystery...

[EstimatedProphet]

17. I have not met this person

(good thing too)

I don't do this. I did not take this picture, nor do I do this as a hobby.


I don't drive this.


I don't live here, nor have I ever stayed here.

[ForrestGump]

24. My

groupies....




...waiting for me to get down to my thong.

It's a thong throng...and, I say, what's wrong with a thong throng, da doo ron ron?

[NoSheep]

18. Ooooh! What fun!

This is not my photo:



I have hobbies, but i didn't do this:



This is not my car:



And i do not live here:

[Redstone]

19. Hey, what's wrong with a Volkswagen Thing?

Or a log cabin on wheels?

(You'll note that I didn't have the guts to say anything in defense of the wrinkly nun.)

Redstone

[Maddy McCall]

21. I love things! I wish I had one.

[Redstone]

22. They're durn hard to find, and cost more than they did

when they were new.

Though being used to modern cars that have enough power to get out of their own way, I think we'd be disappointed at driving a Thing these days.

So it's just as well.

Redstone

[ForrestGump]

25. Isn't it basically an orange Kubelwagen?

They really should have marketed the Schwimmwagen...that'd have been cool.

[Redstone]

26. You can't buy a Schwimmwagen, but if you're rich

there are still some Amphicars around.

I sure wish I had one of those. Who cares that it's a car that's a boat that is not very good at being either...I'd still like to have one.

Redstone

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. This is definitely not me...

I do not have one of these in my back yard:

[FuzzySlippers]

28. This is not me.

This is not my photo:



I have hobbies, but I didn't paint this:



This is not my car:



I do not live here:

[EstimatedProphet]

29. And you may ask yourself

How do I work this?


And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?


And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!


And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!