My new puppy loves beer.

[Shredr]

I knocked one over and he licked it all up while I was running to get something to clean it with. Now he's begging for more -- and he has a devious smile on his face.

[mykpart]

1. Seriously, don't let him have it.

He could very easily get alcohol poisoning. How much does he weigh?

[Shredr]

4. He's a 50 pound 6 month old bullmastiff.

And he only had a little.

[Chicago Democrat]

2. Puppies are so so michievous! I love them!

My dog acts like one all the time.

[Shredr]

5. I know. He gets into everything.

But he's so adorable, I can't get mad.

[realms]

3. You and us

Okay, I poured a bowl of beer for my innocent puppy. Now the poor dog is staggering and then hung-over the next day. I hope my dear "ginny" forgives me although she got over it and lived a full life. I think she gained a appreciation of us humans, as like when I was triping on acid, and the dog walked up to me and put her paws on my lap. Quite the rainbow.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

6. You poured a bowl of beer for your puppy?

[auntAgonist]

9. welcome to DU

a fellow michigander I see.

[seemunkee]

7. I have to swat mine to stay away from my glass

Since she has the run of the sofa she will stretch out towards it on they side table to try and get a lick.

[peacebuzzard]

8. This is an actual story of a Basset Hound who drank a Heineken every day.

It was told to me by a very long term employee of a kennel in South Dade, Miami. I was boarding my own very large Basset Hound male, who weighed close to 90 lbs and she recalled to me that years earlier a yacht owner had long-term boarded an elderly Basset who was retired from his yacht. But, he wanted this Basset served a Heineken beer daily at cocktail hour. He prepaid for this dog's happy hour every month, and this was an actual routine that this Basset had expectations for. ( Anyone who has or had a Basset knows how stubborn they are and comfortable w/ their routines) One day, the nearby store where they bought the daily brew was out of Heineken, so a substitute was served. Do you know that the old dog knew the difference? He laid out the most woeful bays and howls for a long time that it made the workers there make arrangements to drive out to find his daily shot. An amazing story, but, if you ever have been "owned" by a Basset, you know how credible this can be.

[RedCloud]

10. Woof, woof! I am at a shelter available for adoption. Woof!

A beer is something worth barking about right now!

[Baclava]

11. Sounds like a party waiting to happen...