A challenge: make me laugh.

[nickgutierrez]

Alright, so it's not that much of challenge, really. I giggle like a schoolgirl at anything remotely amusing. But right now, I'm talking to a sad friend that really needs a laugh, and I'm fresh out of good ideas. Not just that, but I'm bored as hell and can use the laugh anyway.

So, make me (and my sad friend) laugh. :)

[sniffa]

1. i have a migraine type headache

:cry:

[nickgutierrez]

10. By the way, I think sniffa needs a laugh too.

So keep it up. :)

[3days]

2. OK here you go

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/flash101_html.htm

[nickgutierrez]

3. That's a start.

:)

[OffWithTheirHeads]

4. Rednecks girlfriend buys some crotchless panties

Red neck comes home from work.
Girlfriend spreads her legs and says "Hi honey, want some of this?"
Redneck says "Hell no! Look what it did to your panties!"


Are you laughing yet? I got a million of em.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

5. I don't hear you laughing. how bout this one

Guy comes home from work. Tells his wife "There is a rumor that the mailman has slept with every woman on this block except one.

Wife replies, "Oh it must be that snotty Mrs Murphy down the block."

[LincolnMcGrath]

15. That one made me LOL

[Moderator]

6. This may make you laugh

Or it may make you weep.

But I felt it my duty to inform you that I have killed the banana phone. That one did not appear to be one of us, my friend.

[nickgutierrez]

9. Gee, I have no idea who could possibly be wearing the Moderator mask...

Nope. No clue at all.

(It's southlandshari.)

[Moderator]

14. Wrong.

Our southern friend would never have killed the banana phone. She wreaks much too much havoc with it to let it go so easily.

;-)

[WCGreen]

7. So I says to wife with the wodden leg

Peg....

[Skittles]

8. MY CAT CLANCY HAS SVENGALI EYES

HE IS COMMANDING YOU TO GIGGLE:

[Tallison]

11. Why did the Republican cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

[giant_robot]

12. One of my favorites:

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. "Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"

[LincolnMcGrath]

16. ROTF

:rofl:

[nickgutierrez]

17. Nice!

:rofl:

[enigmatic]

13. A "yo momma" joke

yo momma got so much armpit hair she looks like she's got buckwheat in a headlock!"..

[Deja Q]

18. I'm a little homo, short and stout... Hypno's my handle, d'you wanna see

me pout?

[nickgutierrez]

19. It never fails

The Lounge always manages to crack me up. :hi:

:rofl: - for all the great stuff in this thread.

[southlandshari]

20. Kick

I just saw this one, and am kicking because there can never be too many "make me laugh" threads at the top of the heap in the Lounge!

Also wanted to let everyone know that moderator guy was lying - the banana phone is still alive and well. Thank God.

Ring, ring, ring....

:evilgrin: