"Imaginary Lover" is not about masturbation either.

[LoZoccolo]

And I detest the notion that people have made a stretch from here to there! There is even less about sex in that song than in "Undercover Angel", and yet there are those who would take this false interpretation of that song, and say that this lighter one has the same false interpretation. It's enough for me to turn the light rock station off before I hear my co-workers discuss even more mangled criticisms of what's being played. Enough with it!