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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:54 PM
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What are some good pranks I can pull at work?
Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 11:11 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
So the owners of the place where I work, their son is the manager(I guess that's what you'd call him?) Anyway, he and I have lots of fun. He snaps rubber bands on my arms when I'm not paying attention, and I tease him about being bald(all in good fun mind you). :7


Anyway today we were going crazy, and doing pranks and stuff and I want to carry it over tomorrow, but I need to think of some fun pranks to pull.


You guys got any ideas?



It should be noted, I do not work in an office. It's a produce market, and a cafe. :D
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:56 PM
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1. Must they be "clean" pranks?
If that's the case... I know of none! :P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:59 PM
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6. You're no help then
:P
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ugarte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:57 PM
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2. Pee in the coffee
Just a soupcon.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:00 PM
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9. That's not sanitary
Not to mention gross. x(
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:57 PM
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3. Take all checks that come in and put them through the shredder!
That's a funny one!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:00 PM
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10. I'd rather not get fired.
Thanks. :P
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:58 PM
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4. depends...
any Stiffy Stiffersons where you work?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:01 PM
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11. Not really, well maybe customers
But I don't do things when they're around.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:59 PM
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5. Send him anonymous love letter, telling him that he's missed
Sign it, "You know who"

Deny EVERYTHING

Sit back and watch the fun
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Lilyhoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:02 PM
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13. Very funny, but mean and if
he got his ass kicked in the end, that is when it will be really funny.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:04 PM
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16. LOL!
But he's married.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:09 PM
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27. EVEN better!
Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 11:09 PM by MrScorpio
Do it.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:59 PM
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7. Enlist three of four friends
have each call his phone (if they can get to him directly) and ask for "Bill." Each time he will say that they have the wrong number. Then have the last person call and say "this is "Bill" - do you have any messages for me?"
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:03 PM
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15. That would be funny
Hmmm.... I'll add that to the list. :D
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:59 PM
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8. steal from your co-workers
:evilgrin:

:P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:04 PM
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17. OMG!
You're horrible. :P
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:05 PM
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18. just like $20 or so... it's all in good fun
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:06 PM
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20. LMFAO!
:rofl:


Bad sundog! :spank:
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:02 PM
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12. Rev,you disappoint me.
I know you have more imagination than that ! Go go go !
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:06 PM
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19. Oh, I am.
I just want lots of ideas.



Today, I took the label maker, and made up little labels that said "bald" and stuck them all over the place. :evilgrin:


He was impressed. :D
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Bat Boy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:02 PM
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14. Superglue is no end of amusement.
Show up early and superglue everything down on the desk, exactly where he left it.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:07 PM
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22. No desks.
I work in a produce market/cafe.
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:06 PM
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21. The "exploding" confetti box
What you get is about a pound of the metallic confetti, a box and a bunch of packing material.

You have to stuff that box to the gills with the packing material and the confetti. Tape up the box up tight, mail it to him. Make sure it's in his office.

When he opens up the box, the confetti will burst out all over the place. But make sure you aren't available to help him clean it up.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:08 PM
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24. OMG!
That's great, now I have to figure out to make that work.
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:59 PM
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58. Works best with an 8x8x8 box
And you need to find a crapload of newspaper and packing material. You want so much in that box, the stuff automatically springs out.

C'mon, I know you can do it.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:08 PM
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23. DOes he have a computer?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:09 PM
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28. Not at work
:(
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:08 PM
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25. Does he have a computer?
If so, and he's foolish enough to leave it on and 'active' while leaving his desk, go change his password. Make it the word 'Bald'.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:08 PM
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26. Fun with foil!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:10 PM
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30. Way too labor intensive.
But funny! :D
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:10 PM
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29. *ahem*
I have an idea :D
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:10 PM
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31. Oh yes?
What might that be? :D
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:15 PM
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35. You asked for it!
Go into his computer and configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!"
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:16 PM
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38. LMFAO!!
:rofl:


Oh damn it, I wish I could do that. No computers at work. :(
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:18 PM
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40. I'm sorry. Office pranks are my specialty....
I don't do restaurants so well. :(
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:19 PM
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41. Well phooey.
:(
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:20 PM
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45. You could insist on calling him "Bob"
:shrug:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:22 PM
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48. That would be funny, his dads name is bob
:rofl:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:11 PM
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32. What is it that you guys do?
:shrug:
What type of buisness is it?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:12 PM
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33. It is a fresh produce market and cafe.
So pretty laid back atmosphere. :)
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Logiola Donating Member (379 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:15 PM
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34. switch the prices around so
the organic fruit and veggies are cheaper then the regular crap
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:16 PM
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36. LOL!!
Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 11:16 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
He would notice and know it was me, the beotch. :(
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 12:12 AM
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59. What the hell is that in your avatar box?
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Tallison Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:16 PM
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37. Does he have a pick up?
If so, a little dry ice and some liquid detergent will make for an epic sudsy mess in the bed without causing any permanent damage.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:18 PM
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39. Oh. My. Gawd!
He doesn't have a pick-up, but one of the girls I work with does. I'm so going to do that to her sometime!!! :evilgrin:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:19 PM
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42. I dont have any big ideas
you could always throw ice at him.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:19 PM
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43. Piffle, that's a daily thing at work.
:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:21 PM
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46. They never threw ice at me when I worked at the grocery store
then again consider that I worked there from thanksgiving through spring break.
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Tallison Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:20 PM
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44. Oh, and prank envelopes are always fun...
You could send to either work or to his home address if you know it.
http://www.prankplace.com/envelopes.htm

An alternative is to solicit catalogs from some fringy sex catalog outlets, send them to his home address but get his street number off my one so that it winds up at one of his neighbors' houses with his name on it.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:23 PM
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49. That is so evil...
and so funny! :rofl:
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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:22 PM
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47. some that I pulled:
taping the phone handset to the cradle, then calling the person

Printing several pictures of Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons saying "Hi (person's name) I want to be your friend!" and then leaving them all over the workplace (drawers, suitcases, purses, windshield wipers)you know he/she will eventually find them throughout the day

If they leave their keys lying about, go outside and move their car so they think its been stolen

Change their auto-correct settings in their Microsoft Word program to personally insulting words/messages.

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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:25 PM
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50. I love the Ralph Wiggum one!
I love it. :D
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Tallison Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:25 PM
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51. self-delete
Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 11:26 PM by Tallison
Meant to respond to OP
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:27 PM
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52. OMG!
That is just evil. I love it!
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Tallison Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:28 PM
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53. Put a few drops of methylline blue in a dark beverage he's drinking
It's cheap, you can get it from any basic chemistry supply source on the net (we used to use it in high school and nursing school to prepare slides in biology), it's harmless, and it'll turn your piss bright, bright blue.
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:31 PM
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54. If y'all have dark-colored desk chairs, put an unwrapped bite-size...
Hershey bar on his chair. You know, one of those little numbers you pass out for Halloween.

He won't be expecting it, so he'll sit right down on it. He won't feel it either, since the little bite-sized bars keep a low profile. But after just an hour or so, it will look he shit his pants, and his chair will always look like he took a crap in it too.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:49 PM
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56. That's just wrong, so very wrong
:o
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steely Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:48 PM
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55. here's a couple
Snail or e-mail some requests for product information from vendors/salespeople, but do it in his name - he'll get junk mail and phone calls, maybe even a visit.

or, load his folded umbrella with 3-hole punch thingys.



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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:50 PM
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57. The first one, would just be too mean.
I couldn't do it. :o
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