What are some good pranks I can pull at work?

[RevolutionaryActs]

So the owners of the place where I work, their son is the manager(I guess that's what you'd call him?) Anyway, he and I have lots of fun. He snaps rubber bands on my arms when I'm not paying attention, and I tease him about being bald(all in good fun mind you).


Anyway today we were going crazy, and doing pranks and stuff and I want to carry it over tomorrow, but I need to think of some fun pranks to pull.


You guys got any ideas?



It should be noted, I do not work in an office. It's a produce market, and a cafe.

[Texasgal]

1. Must they be "clean" pranks?

If that's the case... I know of none!

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. You're no help then

[ugarte]

2. Pee in the coffee

Just a soupcon.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. That's not sanitary

Not to mention gross.

[swag]

3. Take all checks that come in and put them through the shredder!

That's a funny one!

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. I'd rather not get fired.

Thanks.

[Cocoa]

4. depends...

any Stiffy Stiffersons where you work?

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Not really, well maybe customers

But I don't do things when they're around.

[MrScorpio]

5. Send him anonymous love letter, telling him that he's missed

Sign it, "You know who"

Deny EVERYTHING

Sit back and watch the fun

[Lilyhoney]

13. Very funny, but mean and if

he got his ass kicked in the end, that is when it will be really funny.

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. LOL!

But he's married.

[MrScorpio]

27. EVEN better!

Do it.

[salin]

7. Enlist three of four friends

have each call his phone (if they can get to him directly) and ask for "Bill." Each time he will say that they have the wrong number. Then have the last person call and say "this is "Bill" - do you have any messages for me?"

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. That would be funny

Hmmm.... I'll add that to the list.

[sundog]

8. steal from your co-workers

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. OMG!

You're horrible.

[sundog]

18. just like $20 or so... it's all in good fun

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. LMFAO!

Bad sundog!

[jeff30997]

12. Rev,you disappoint me.

I know you have more imagination than that ! Go go go !

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Oh, I am.

I just want lots of ideas.



Today, I took the label maker, and made up little labels that said "bald" and stuck them all over the place.


He was impressed.

[Bat Boy]

14. Superglue is no end of amusement.

Show up early and superglue everything down on the desk, exactly where he left it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. No desks.

I work in a produce market/cafe.

[fortyfeetunder]

21. The "exploding" confetti box

What you get is about a pound of the metallic confetti, a box and a bunch of packing material.

You have to stuff that box to the gills with the packing material and the confetti. Tape up the box up tight, mail it to him. Make sure it's in his office.

When he opens up the box, the confetti will burst out all over the place. But make sure you aren't available to help him clean it up.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. OMG!

That's great, now I have to figure out to make that work.

[fortyfeetunder]

58. Works best with an 8x8x8 box

And you need to find a crapload of newspaper and packing material. You want so much in that box, the stuff automatically springs out.

C'mon, I know you can do it.

[texas1928]

23. DOes he have a computer?

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Not at work

[HawkerHurricane]

25. Does he have a computer?

If so, and he's foolish enough to leave it on and 'active' while leaving his desk, go change his password. Make it the word 'Bald'.

[LoZoccolo]

26. Fun with foil!

http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?t=341438&page=1&pp...

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Way too labor intensive.

But funny!

[JimmyJazz]

29. *ahem*

I have an idea

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Oh yes?

What might that be?

[JimmyJazz]

35. You asked for it!

Go into his computer and configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!"

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. LMFAO!!

Oh damn it, I wish I could do that. No computers at work.

[JimmyJazz]

40. I'm sorry. Office pranks are my specialty....

I don't do restaurants so well.

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. Well phooey.

[JimmyJazz]

45. You could insist on calling him "Bob"

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. That would be funny, his dads name is bob

[sasquatch]

32. What is it that you guys do?

What type of buisness is it?

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. It is a fresh produce market and cafe.

So pretty laid back atmosphere.

[Logiola]

34. switch the prices around so

the organic fruit and veggies are cheaper then the regular crap

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. LOL!!

He would notice and know it was me, the beotch.

[sasquatch]

59. What the hell is that in your avatar box?

[Tallison]

37. Does he have a pick up?

If so, a little dry ice and some liquid detergent will make for an epic sudsy mess in the bed without causing any permanent damage.

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Oh. My. Gawd!

He doesn't have a pick-up, but one of the girls I work with does. I'm so going to do that to her sometime!!!

[JohnKleeb]

42. I dont have any big ideas

you could always throw ice at him.

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. Piffle, that's a daily thing at work.

[JohnKleeb]

46. They never threw ice at me when I worked at the grocery store

then again consider that I worked there from thanksgiving through spring break.

[Tallison]

44. Oh, and prank envelopes are always fun...

You could send to either work or to his home address if you know it.
http://www.prankplace.com/envelopes.htm

An alternative is to solicit catalogs from some fringy sex catalog outlets, send them to his home address but get his street number off my one so that it winds up at one of his neighbors' houses with his name on it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. That is so evil...

and so funny!

[Merrick]

47. some that I pulled:

taping the phone handset to the cradle, then calling the person

Printing several pictures of Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons saying "Hi (person's name) I want to be your friend!" and then leaving them all over the workplace (drawers, suitcases, purses, windshield wipers)you know he/she will eventually find them throughout the day

If they leave their keys lying about, go outside and move their car so they think its been stolen

Change their auto-correct settings in their Microsoft Word program to personally insulting words/messages.

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. I love the Ralph Wiggum one!

I love it.

[Tallison]

51. self-delete

Meant to respond to OP

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. OMG!

That is just evil. I love it!

[Tallison]

53. Put a few drops of methylline blue in a dark beverage he's drinking

It's cheap, you can get it from any basic chemistry supply source on the net (we used to use it in high school and nursing school to prepare slides in biology), it's harmless, and it'll turn your piss bright, bright blue.

[Enraged_Ape]

54. If y'all have dark-colored desk chairs, put an unwrapped bite-size...

Hershey bar on his chair. You know, one of those little numbers you pass out for Halloween.

He won't be expecting it, so he'll sit right down on it. He won't feel it either, since the little bite-sized bars keep a low profile. But after just an hour or so, it will look he shit his pants, and his chair will always look like he took a crap in it too.

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. That's just wrong, so very wrong

[steely]

55. here's a couple

Snail or e-mail some requests for product information from vendors/salespeople, but do it in his name - he'll get junk mail and phone calls, maybe even a visit.

or, load his folded umbrella with 3-hole punch thingys.

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. The first one, would just be too mean.

I couldn't do it.