Anybody know any "waiter, waiter" jokes?

[mac56]

The egg thread got me inspired.

I'll start:

"Waiter, waiter! Do you have poached eggs?"
"No, sir, we buy them fair and square!"

[KansDem]

1. "Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!"

"Well, sir, it was ground this morning"

[arwalden]

2. There's A Fly In My Coffee...

Shhh... Everyone will want one.

[soothsayer]

3. Waiter! Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?

"Looks like the backstroke."

[arwalden]

What's This Fly Doing In My Soup?

... the backstroke, sir.

[CO Liberal]

4. Waiter, Waiter - What's This Fly Doing In My Soup?

"Looks like the backstroke, sir...."

:-)

[CO Liberal]

5. Great Minds Think Alike

Three DU-ers post the same joke simultaneously!!!

[meegbear]

6. "Waiter, do you serve crabs?"

"Sir, we serve everyone."

[CO Liberal]

7. Waiter,Waiter - Do You Serve Crabs Here?

"We serve everybody, sir - what do you want?"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

8. Waiter, Waiter - There's a Mouse In My Soup!

"Shhhh - please be quiet sir, or everyone else will want one."

:-)

[mac56]

9. "Waiter, waiter! Do you have frog's legs?"

"No, sir, I just walk funny!"

[OldSoldier]

10. Waiter, waiter, I was here six months ago...

I had a sumptious three-course meal, and just because I didn't have a dime to my name, you threw me out in the street."

"I'm very sorry to have had to do that, sir."

"Oh, it's all right; I'm going to have to trouble you again."

[eyesroll]

11. From Coming to America

"A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he's having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, waiter come taste the soup.
Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup?
He says: Taste the soup.
He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot? He says: Will you taste the soup? What's wrong, is the soup too cold? Will you just taste the soup?!
Allright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon??
Aha. Aha! ...
Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?"

[Festivito]

12. W W Change the Chicken soup to Pea soup.

Waiter: HOLD THAT CHICKEN AND MAKE IT PEa.

After, mommy told me to eat every bean and pea on my plate.

[mac56]

13. "Waiter, waiter! This food isn't fit for a pig!"

"Wait right there, sir, and I'll bring you some that is!"

[bowens43]

14. "Waiter, waiter there's a needle in my soup!"

"I'm sorry sir, that's a typo, it was supposed to be a noodle"

[mac56]

15. "Waiter, waiter! Your thumb is in my soup!"

"That's all right, sir, it's not hot!"