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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 03:13 PM
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Sonofabitch, just dropped a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red
Edited on Sun Jul-10-05 04:13 PM by Rabrrrrrr
It's all over the floor.

:grr:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 03:14 PM
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1. wow - that is fucking insane.
cool!
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 03:15 PM
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2. That is weird...
I just accidentally moved my taskbar to the top of the screen, and I have no idea how to get it back to the bottom...freaky. c'est la vie, i suppose.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 03:15 PM
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3. Who is "inactive user"?
:shrug:
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 03:16 PM
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4. It's the combination of
"ignorant hillbilly redneck republican asshole fucks" that causes DU to wig out
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 03:24 PM
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5. Haha, that's weird
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 04:13 PM
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7. It's totally weird!!
:7
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 03:25 PM
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6. Great. My brain just exploded pondering that
poster out of order :silly:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 04:14 PM
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8. Alcohol abuse.
Edited on Sun Jul-10-05 04:27 PM by bigwillq
I sentence you to buy every DUer a shot. :toast:
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lateo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 04:20 PM
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9. What is a little glass in the tongue?
Get to licking!
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 04:21 PM
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10. It must have been God's will.
:hide:
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 04:23 PM
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11. Could be worse......
...you could of dropped a bottle of Johnnie Walker "Blue". Last I checked it was over $300/bottle :wow:
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 05:10 PM
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12. throw a towel down absorb the whiskey, strain out glass thru a paper towel
drink.

us alcoholics are prepared for situations like this.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 05:12 PM
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13. Makes me wonder how many people read a thread before they reply
:shrug:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 05:13 PM
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14. You...
:silly:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 05:14 PM
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15. I am! I know.
I really am.

:silly:


:hi: bicentennial_baby!!
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 05:16 PM
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16. Hi!
You're a wild and crazy guy, Rabrrrrr! :hi:
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 05:18 PM
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17. Hope you don't have a dog!
Edited on Sun Jul-10-05 05:18 PM by fujiyama
Or are you going to be it instead?

:silly:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 05:28 PM
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18. while we appreciate your time & efforts, there's no need to sit down...
you're fired!! :rofl:
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 05:43 PM
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19. Thre's $25 you'll never get back
ouch. Tha's why I always drink rot-gut. Coulda had a couple DVD's. My heart goes out.
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NawlinsNed Donating Member (166 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 08:56 PM
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20. At least it wasn't JW Blue
Because if it were Blue, I'd have to reach through my monitor and slap ya! :)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 08:59 PM
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21. jackass
:P
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:47 PM
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28. jackassette!
:moo:

You realize, of course, progmom, that I did not drop a bottle of Johnny Walker Red, and this was just that other thread rewritten.

And it's also interesting in that it shows that no one reads through a thread before posting a reply - the first 6 replies in thread make no sense at all in relation to my new subject line, but no one has commented on that fact.

I hate that people don't read through a thread before replying.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:50 PM
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31. yeah - hence my jackass comment
as mine is the first comment in the thread, and it now appears like i am a complete imbecile. :rofl:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:51 PM
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32. You are a TOTAL imbecile!
:duh: :duh:

:rofl:

:loveya:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:52 PM
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33. oy
it's a good thing i love you. :bounce:
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Java Donating Member (77 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:03 PM
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22. Buy a new bottle or....
Use a Sponge and a couple of Coffee Filters....

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Java Donating Member (77 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:05 PM
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23. BTW..here is a link to a Good Site that Rates Liquors...
http://www.tastings.com/search_spirits.lasso

I hope all will find it useful...

Cheers!
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:07 PM
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24. I dropped a brand new bottle of extra virgin olive oil last night
I felt stupid, but now I'm off the hook.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:48 PM
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29. Ewww. And oil is SUCH a fucking pain to clean up
YUCK!!
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:57 PM
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35. Not to worry, it was at Kroger, at the checkout
Edited on Sun Jul-10-05 09:57 PM by Hardhead
In front of a bazillion people. I felt soooo stupid that I had to go to another store to get a replacement bottle.

But at least they had to clean it up. I saw my $7 of precious oil pool across the floor and I could have cried.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:08 PM
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25. erm - FTR - that's alcohol abuse....
you need help. :P
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48pan Donating Member (957 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:09 PM
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26. I'll be mourning with you. What an awful accident!
My sincere condolences.
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:09 PM
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27. 4% Pantomime
"The management said they were sorry
For the inconvenience you are suffering
And Mr. Booking Agent, please have mercy
Don't book the jobs so far apart
We went up to Griffith Park
With a fifth of Johnny Walker Red
And smashed it on a rock and wept
While the old couple looked on into the dark"
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:49 PM
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30. Of course, the day that I would allow Johnny Walker Red in my home
Edited on Sun Jul-10-05 09:56 PM by Rabrrrrrr
or any other Johnny Walker, excepting maybe Blue, but that's still kinda pushing it, is the day that I am dead and useless.

Nyah on everyone.

I have much more self-respect than that.

:spank:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:57 PM
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36. Now if you'd said 'appletini mix' I'd have gotten the joke instantly.
You are a wily one, oh man of many r's.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 10:04 PM
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38. LOL! Yeah, i think you would have gotten it immediately!
But that would have been TOO obvious.


And people still aren't reading the thread before posting.

:yourock:


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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 10:06 PM
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40. I've noticed that more and more lately.
Meh...they only make themselves look bad. Whatever.

:yourock: too!
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 09:56 PM
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34. Well at least it wasn't the Johnnie Walker Blue!
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 10:01 PM
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37. A bottly of Johnie Walker Lindh?
Johnny Taliban??? :o

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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 10:05 PM
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39. They don't sell liquor in my state on Sunday.
Man, if that had happened to me, I'd be drinking beer right now, instead.

B-)
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