What would you want for your last meal?

[Deja Q]

I'd go for a huge ice cream sundae myself... make it the biggest fattest bastard of a sundae imaginable...

How about you?

[neuvocat]

1. I really hate to say it here right now but...

in all honesty: fried chicken.

[Sandpiper]

2. Orange Glazed Chicken

The delicious kind they serve to those lucky prisoners at Guantanomo.

[fishnfla]

3. right now? I'd eat Osama bin Ladin's carved off genitalia

I'd die happy too

[Zuni]

6. sounds yummy

[evlbstrd]

4. You mean the one I had last?

I wish it woulda been Arthur Bryant's BBQ!

[two gun sid]

5. Pinto beans and cornbread.

[punpirate]

7. One that would take...

... me about thirty years to finish.

[DS1]

15. again, see post #13

[MissB]

8. A really rare tenderloin steak.

I've sworn off beef because of mad-cow. I guess if it was my last meal I wouldn't really care about mad-cow, right?

[tuvor]

9. Certain heads on platters.

I don't actually have to EAT them, do I?

[Guy Fawkes]

10. Four dozen donuts...

of assorted types, and endless mocha late.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. A never-ending buffet!

[DS1]

14. see post #13

.

[khashka]

12. Let's see

Start with an artichoke.

A sorbet to clean the palate.

Champagne chicken as an entree.

The biggest damn chocolate cake I can get my hands on with a cup of rich dark coffee.

Then cognac and a cigarette.

Preferably with amusing conversation throughout.

Khash.

[DS1]

13. REMEMBER! Last meals are limited to 10 dollars worth of ingredients!

That's how it is. You deal with it.

You may carry on with your thread. Sorry for the downer, but asking for impossible recipes, and asshole sherrifs/wardens put the kibosh (or however it's spelled) on all your fancy meal ideas.

Me? For ten bucks? I say send those ten dollars to some starving kid in Africa. If the Government there steals that money and uses it to promote their own agenda then they will receive their just rewards in due time.

[MissB]

17. Really?

I wondered why death row inmates always seemed to chose crappy last meals.

Huh.

[Deja Q]

18. I learn something new on DU every day!

Wow. $10. Fair enough.

Of couse, you assume we're all going to be put onto death row...

[MissB]

19. Well, we are.

You knew that, though.

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

16. Couldn't eat...no way....would opt for a fat joint instead