Chicken

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

discuss

[progmom]

1. bawk bawk

who are you calling a chicken?!?

[Bouncy Ball]

23. progmom will punch your lights out girlie!

Yeah! She will!

(as I run behind progmom)

[progmom]

40. i ain't tangling with T

no way, no how!

[Misunderestimator]

56. Tangling with T... LOL

Sounds like fun...

[progmom]

59. you would know!

[bicentennial_baby]

2. oh, you rebel!

so controversial!

[Swede]

3. Roh roh.

Verboten,nein?

[dweller]

4. it's what's for dinner

was anyway.

dp

[Redstone]

5. Do we HAVE to do this tonight? I think the mods are tired

enough from dealing with the lunatic fringe and freeper invasion today.

Do we need to provoke them? I don't think it's very polite.

Redstone

[MajorFlaw]

7. Much appreciate, Sir.

[progmom]

10. chicken is ok now

it was a temporary fowl glitch.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. I was not provoking the mods

Or at least that wasn't my intention...it was a joke

[Redstone]

34. OK. I just was remembering the recent flap.

Which I still haven't figured out the cause of. but I remember the flap.

Redstone

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. I was not a participant in that flap

If anything, I think the only flap regarding chickens should come from their wings

[progmom]

39. .

[Redstone]

53. Agreed. Though they're also good for entertainment:

Redstone

[Misunderestimator]

54. Oooh... That needs a caption...

[Redstone]

57. She's not a rooster, damn it! She's a hen.

And she's not going to be happy with you for saying that.

Redstone

[Misunderestimator]

58. Oops... here:

[Redstone]

60. That's better.

Redstone

[Sandpiper]

6. I wish they'd send me to Guantanomo

So I could eat some of that delicious Orange Glazed Chicken that the prisoners gorge themselves on.

[prole_for_peace]

15. me too.

all i had was a cheese sandwich (i have GOT to go shopping). if i was at gitmo i could have some lovely oven fried chicken. mmmm mmmm mmmm

[stellanoir]

8. if you imprison an enemy combatant

and give them honey roasted chicken and rice pilaf and two fruits a day, then it's okay to treat them inhumanely. . .right???


arghhhhhh !!!

[Sandpiper]

The Orange Glaze negates

The electrodes on their genitals.

I think I read that in the Geneva Convention some place.

[Fenris]

9. ....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[progmom]

11. so you're saying this thread stinks?

[Fenris]

14. Nope. Just adding my thoughts on chicken.

Liquified chicken.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

21. .....

[Fenris]

22. You have no idea.

I may never use my fridge again.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

25. I think you should get a new fridge

seriously.

[Fenris]

28. Well, since it isn't mine, that would be hard.

I could sabotage it and ask the complex for a replacement....

[flamingyouth]

27. I'm coming down in less than a month

Just reminding... you know the problem I have with foul stenches.

[chknltl]

12. You rang????

Testing testing....Spell check functioning? check, Smiley thingy working?... check. Sky still up there?... uh oh....

[KamaAina]

13. Are you dissing Pataki's son again?

(just requested three-year "education deferment" after completing Marine ROTC)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

If so, KEEP IT UP!

P.S. In my day ('85), Yalies wishing to experience the joy of ROTC had to cross-register at -- wait for it -- the Univ. of Bridgeport (yes, the one that is now Moonie-controlled!).

[johnnie]

16. Self delete

I won't be a pain tonight.

[progmom]

17. is this flamebait????

i notice you haven't responded to a single post in this thread!!

[In_The_Wind]

18. no !

who you callin chicken

[Zuni]

19. I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight

[Tsiyu]

20. Chickens are awesome, I want you to know

Since I set mine free, I have seen very few ticks, flies, mosquitoes or worms. They are amazing pest control devices, like a wandering pack of exterminators.

Even if they are kind of stupid....

[Kathy in Cambridge]

24. Maybe chicken threads are still verboten

[Avalux]

26. They are not verboten.

But please be nice, we've had a really rough day with all these trolls running around.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

30. Don't worry-I won't ask for any recipes

and there is a thread in GD right now that's pretty stinky with eau de troll.

[elshiva]

52. Why were they verboten?

[Zomby Woof]

29. Chicken?

What's all this talk about chickens? I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken once. My aunt would have divorced him but she needed the eggs.

[progmom]

31. ba-dum-bum

[Zomby Woof]

32. That wasn't too eggs-citing I hope

[Misunderestimator]

36. What? Is that what you're making me for dinner?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

37. not tonight honey

Did you eat?

[Misunderestimator]

38. Yes... first I tried one of those Asian noodle things...

It sucked... so I threw it out... after taking 20 minutes just to freaking boil the water... So, then I just heated a can of pinto beans... added some Choluha and voila... dinner. See how I need you?

[Misunderestimator]

41. Little

[Zuni]

42. Hi

Love the new avatar. I feel like I am talking to a duck

[Misunderestimator]

43. But it's a chicken!!

[Zuni]

44. oh dear

Now I have gone and done it.

I love your chick avatar.

[Misunderestimator]

45. Thank you!

[Zuni]

49. woohoo

I sure put out that fire!

[progmom]

46. methinks zunipoo needs some Cibo Matto

16 years ago, one day,
I was walking down the street
I was cruising in brooklyn
You know what I mean?
Something was cooking,
But wasn’t yet a chicken.

There was a man,
Selling chicks in a box.
He said, ’2 for 1, but 3 for 2.’
I said, ’that’s not bad,
Here’s money for you.’
One was magenta,
The other was blue.

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken

One day, the blue one went away.
The other grew up fuckin’ well.
She was noisy every night.
I had always chicken-bite.

Then I met a lover
One night, she made me dinner.
Licking finger, I wondered
Where she got the chicken.
Then I met a lover.
One night, she made me dinner.
Licking finger, I wondered
Where she got the chicken.

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken

Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick.
Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick
Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick
Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken

She went to college to study anatomy
I followed her father’s butchery
We got 2 babies. is it cool?
One was magenta, the other was blue.

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken...

[Misunderestimator]

47. I got about halfway down those lyrics...

then my mind started to wander...

[progmom]

50. i didn't read them all either, really

it's a fun song though.



to listen to.

[Zuni]

51. because of me

we were almost subjected to "Disco Duck"

[Zuni]

48. I have learned my lesson

I am ashamed of my former self

[KitchenWitch]

55. You like to live on the edge!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

61. well you did say you needed cheering up

[Misunderestimator]

62. Pot Pie

[Merrick]

63. George Bush Turns into Giant Chicken, Attacks Tokyo

http://www.newsmutiny.com/pages/GlobalMeditationPlotBac...

[Lilith Velkor]

64. Tastes just like rabbit.