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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:01 PM
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Chicken
discuss :evilgrin:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:02 PM
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1. bawk bawk
who are you calling a chicken?!? :mad:
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:24 PM
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23. progmom will punch your lights out girlie!
Yeah! She will!

(as I run behind progmom)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:54 PM
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40. i ain't tangling with T
no way, no how! :scared:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:57 PM
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56. Tangling with T... LOL
:rofl: Sounds like fun... :think:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 11:01 PM
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59. you would know!
:hi:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:02 PM
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2. oh, you rebel!
so controversial! :wow:
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:02 PM
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3. Roh roh.
Verboten,nein?
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:02 PM
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4. it's what's for dinner
was anyway.

dp
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:04 PM
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5. Do we HAVE to do this tonight? I think the mods are tired
enough from dealing with the lunatic fringe and freeper invasion today.

Do we need to provoke them? I don't think it's very polite.

Redstone
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MajorFlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:05 PM
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7. Much appreciate, Sir.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:06 PM
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10. chicken is ok now
:hi:

it was a temporary fowl glitch.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:35 PM
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33. I was not provoking the mods
Or at least that wasn't my intention...it was a joke
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:44 PM
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34. OK. I just was remembering the recent flap.
Which I still haven't figured out the cause of. but I remember the flap.

Redstone
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:46 PM
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35. I was not a participant in that flap
If anything, I think the only flap regarding chickens should come from their wings
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:54 PM
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39. .
:spray:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:40 PM
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53. Agreed. Though they're also good for entertainment:


Redstone
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:52 PM
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54. Oooh... That needs a caption...
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:58 PM
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57. She's not a rooster, damn it! She's a hen.
And she's not going to be happy with you for saying that.

Redstone
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 11:00 PM
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58. Oops... here:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 11:11 PM
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60. That's better.
Redstone
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Sandpiper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:04 PM
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6. I wish they'd send me to Guantanomo
So I could eat some of that delicious Orange Glazed Chicken that the prisoners gorge themselves on.
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prole_for_peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:12 PM
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15. me too.
all i had was a cheese sandwich (i have GOT to go shopping). if i was at gitmo i could have some lovely oven fried chicken. mmmm mmmm mmmm
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:05 PM
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8. if you imprison an enemy combatant
Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 09:06 PM by stellanoir
and give them honey roasted chicken and rice pilaf and two fruits a day, then it's okay to treat them inhumanely. . .right???


arghhhhhh !!!
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Sandpiper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:10 PM
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The Orange Glaze negates
The electrodes on their genitals.

I think I read that in the Geneva Convention some place.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:06 PM
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9. ....
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:07 PM
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11. so you're saying this thread stinks?
:hi:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:10 PM
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14. Nope. Just adding my thoughts on chicken.
Liquified chicken.
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:23 PM
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21. .....
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:24 PM
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22. You have no idea.
I may never use my fridge again. :puke:
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:25 PM
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25. I think you should get a new fridge
seriously. x(
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:26 PM
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28. Well, since it isn't mine, that would be hard.
I could sabotage it and ask the complex for a replacement....
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:25 PM
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27. I'm coming down in less than a month
Just reminding... you know the problem I have with foul stenches. :puke:
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:10 PM
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12. You rang????
Testing testing....Spell check functioning? check, Smiley thingy working?... :toast: check. Sky still up there?... uh oh....
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:10 PM
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13. Are you dissing Pataki's son again?
(just requested three-year "education deferment" after completing Marine ROTC)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

If so, KEEP IT UP! :bounce:

P.S. In my day ('85), Yalies wishing to experience the joy of ROTC had to cross-register at -- wait for it -- the Univ. of Bridgeport (yes, the one that is now Moonie-controlled!).
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:16 PM
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16. Self delete
Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 09:22 PM by johnnie
I won't be a pain tonight.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:18 PM
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17. is this flamebait????
i notice you haven't responded to a single post in this thread!!

:rofl:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:19 PM
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18. no !
who you callin chicken
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:21 PM
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19. I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight
:o
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:22 PM
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20. Chickens are awesome, I want you to know
Since I set mine free, I have seen very few ticks, flies, mosquitoes or worms. They are amazing pest control devices, like a wandering pack of exterminators.

Even if they are kind of stupid....
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:24 PM
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24. Maybe chicken threads are still verboten
:crazy:

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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:25 PM
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26. They are not verboten.
But please be nice, we've had a really rough day with all these trolls running around. :hi:
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:29 PM
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30. Don't worry-I won't ask for any recipes
:hi:

and there is a thread in GD right now that's pretty stinky with eau de troll.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:36 PM
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52. Why were they verboten?
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:29 PM
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29. Chicken?
What's all this talk about chickens? I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken once. My aunt would have divorced him but she needed the eggs.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:29 PM
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31. ba-dum-bum
:hi:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:31 PM
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32. That wasn't too eggs-citing I hope
:hi:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:48 PM
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36. What? Is that what you're making me for dinner?
:D
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:48 PM
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37. not tonight honey
:D

Did you eat?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:51 PM
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38. Yes... first I tried one of those Asian noodle things...
Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 09:51 PM by Misunderestimator
It sucked... so I threw it out... after taking 20 minutes just to freaking boil the water... So, then I just heated a can of pinto beans... added some Choluha and voila... dinner. See how I need you? :)
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:17 PM
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41. Little
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:18 PM
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42. Hi
:hi:

Love the new avatar. I feel like I am talking to a duck :D
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:28 PM
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43. But it's a chicken!!
:cry:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:29 PM
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44. oh dear
Now I have gone and done it. :grouphug:

I love your chick avatar.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:30 PM
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45. Thank you!
:D :bounce: :hi: :grouphug: :pals:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:32 PM
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49. woohoo
:woohoo:

:bounce:

I sure put out that fire! :D
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:30 PM
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46. methinks zunipoo needs some Cibo Matto
16 years ago, one day,
I was walking down the street
I was cruising in brooklyn
You know what I mean?
Something was cooking,
But wasnt yet a chicken.

There was a man,
Selling chicks in a box.
He said, 2 for 1, but 3 for 2.
I said, thats not bad,
Heres money for you.
One was magenta,
The other was blue.

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken

One day, the blue one went away.
The other grew up fuckin well.
She was noisy every night.
I had always chicken-bite.

Then I met a lover
One night, she made me dinner.
Licking finger, I wondered
Where she got the chicken.
Then I met a lover.
One night, she made me dinner.
Licking finger, I wondered
Where she got the chicken.

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken

Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick.
Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick
Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick
Spare the rod and spoil the chick
Before you go and shit a brick

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken

She went to college to study anatomy
I followed her fathers butchery
We got 2 babies. is it cool?
One was magenta, the other was blue.

I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken
I know my chicken
You got to know your chicken...
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:31 PM
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47. I got about halfway down those lyrics...
then my mind started to wander... :D
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:33 PM
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50. i didn't read them all either, really
it's a fun song though.



to listen to. :bounce:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:34 PM
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51. because of me
we were almost subjected to "Disco Duck" :cry:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:32 PM
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48. I have learned my lesson
I am ashamed of my former self
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 10:53 PM
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55. You like to live on the edge!
:rofl:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 11:29 PM
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61. well you did say you needed cheering up
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 11:35 PM
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62. Pot Pie
Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 11:46 PM by Misunderestimator
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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 11:36 PM
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63. George Bush Turns into Giant Chicken, Attacks Tokyo
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:05 AM
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64. Tastes just like rabbit.
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