Why we’re sending blimps to Iraq

[Democrats_win]

1. To spy on registered Democrat soldiers in Iraq
2. To keep an eye on the oil.
3. To find the $9 billion we lost
4. To cover the new super bowl: Lucky ducks versus sitting ducks.
5. Another excuse to give Haliburton money.

[Swede]

1. Football games to cover?

nt

[graywarrior]

2. To watch the villagers as we storm the WH with torches & pitchforks

[punpirate]

3. Give Iraqi troops...

... some target practice on slow-moving aircraft first....

[Dr.Phool]

4. To cover the next Ahmad Chalabi Invitational Golf Tournament

At the Baghdad Country Club.

[yorkiemommie1]

5. oh THOSE kind of blimps!

... I thought you meant Rush and KKKarl.

[peekaloo]

9. or Jeb!

:rofl:

[yorkiemommie1]

11. yah, him too!

lol

[doublethink]

6. Probably to broadcast propaganda radio signals to .....

Iraq, maybe Iran? :shrug: They used to use them to locate submarines during WW2 also, but don't think that would work now-a-days. Um maybe bogies? ... or maybe they will just scroll "Give The Fuck Up" along the sides of them like the goodyear blimp advertises during sporting events? :think: Peace.

[Thor_MN]

7. Surrender Dorothy!!

I'm betting that some GOP supporter has convinced the admin that they need a little sugar. Either that or they have evidence that they are willing to bury in exchange for the blimp contract.

[Spider Jerusalem]

8. Oh.

I thought this was a thread about obesity rates among Army recruits. :shrug:

[Zuni]

10. Because we are trying for the retro look?

:shrug: