Vern Is Den Herder (Not a Poll)

[Bossy Monkey]

Just a silly copycat, no disrespect or ridicule intended. Given the server situation, it didn't seem worth the bandwidth to make a real poll for something so goofy, but here are ten choices in case anybody's so inclined:
Garo Is Yepremian
Bob Is Griese
Jake Is Scott
Earl Is Morrall
Jim Is Kiick
Mercury Is Morris
Larry Is Csonka
Dick Is Anderson
Paul Is Warfield
Vern Is Den Herder
If you want the whole bunch, here they are:
http://www.phins.com/72phins/roster.html
Even for purposes of a silly practical joke, it was all but impossible to whittle this bunch to ten. Pretty much an All-Pro team, they went undefeated on merit!

Of course, in the time it took to do this, the thread I'm copycatting probably fell off the front page, but what can you do?