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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:52 PM
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I bought the weirdest firework this 4th.
The only English writing on it said "Made in China."

Everything else was in the Russian alphabet. I didn't have a clue what it said.

There was a photograph of a screaming baboon wearing a Santa Claus hat, with a bunch of pschydelic colors in the background.

I kept the label, I should take a picture and post it.

Weirdest damn firework I ever saw.

Anybody else see one of these?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:53 PM
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1. What did it do?
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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:54 PM
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4. It was a small cake.
It shot four sets of two stars with glittering trails.

I had no idea it would do that until I lit it.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:53 PM
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2. What did it do?
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:54 PM
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3. What did it do?
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:54 PM
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5. Damn! That sounds just like the tattoo on my 2nd wife's
Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 07:56 PM by BikeWriter
ass!!!!
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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:56 PM
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6. Maybe it was your 2nd wife's ass.
If it was I set her on fire and she shot four sets of two stars with glittering trails.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:57 PM
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7. She went off on me worse than that a few times!
It was probably her.
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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:59 PM
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8. Well, she stinks to high hell.
And leaves long black streaks of soot wherever she goes.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 08:02 PM
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10. If it had blonde hair that was her.
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queeg Donating Member (529 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 08:01 PM
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9. Suitcase nuke trigger
I have called the Homeland Secret Police on you
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