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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 06:49 PM
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If I decide to become a lesbian...
should I pick Angelina Jolie or Janeane Garofolo (sp?)?
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 06:50 PM
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1. I'd suggest picking a lesbian
if you decided to become a lesbian. :shrug:
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 06:53 PM
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3. I think I might be able to change their minds...maybe..
I know; wishful thinking. Meowwwwwww....
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:53 PM
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29. That was going to be my suggestion as well.
:shrug:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 07:14 AM
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40. Angelina is bisexual
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 06:50 PM
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2. Pick my wife
So I can watch :) BWAHAHAHAHA

Ok, that was bad :) How about Jennifer Connely? Hubba Hubba!
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 06:54 PM
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4. Nice one. Think I'll add Angela Basset to the list also.n/t
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chalky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 06:56 PM
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5. Good choice. Gotta admit--when I saw her kicking butt in "Strange Days"
I developed a little girl-crush on her myself.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:02 PM
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11. If I were a girl she would be almost top of my list
Next to my wife :)
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:04 PM
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13. Ok, now we'll talk...
she's gorgeous! Sorry, no pic of myself yet; will try to find one....
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:08 PM
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16. I have a penchant for red heads, really weird
I always liked the girl on picket fences and the one on X-files. Then one day at work this girl starts coming to my office. Pretty red head, and I am a lowly computer nerd. Next thing I know we are married, 7 years this month with a little 4 year old red head to (that pic was from a few months ago btw).

I got lucky (she is an artist with a degree in psychology and has worked in aids clinics and social services for the poor). I did something right in life somewhere....not sure what though! :)
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 06:57 PM
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6. neither
Jessica Alba, now she is hot!!
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KFC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 06:58 PM
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7. Portia di Rossi


No conversion necessary, she's good to go. Ellen Degeneres may have something to say about it, though
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 06:59 PM
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8. Ellen and Portia?
Really?
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:03 PM
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12. WHERE have you been?
For quite a while now ( in Hollywood terms, that is). Lucky Ellen.
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:04 PM
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14. Apparently I haven't been paying much attention
to popular culture. Huh. I had no idea.
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ltfranklin Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:00 PM
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9. Woah...you're going way too fast!
You want to start small and work up...make the gradual change from Male to Female partners. Angelina Jolie is like the Everest of Lesbian Desire. So, start small...edge in with a Bea Arther, for instance, then maybe move into a Jane Hathaway, graduate into a Janeane Garofolo, and finally you can go for the gold...Angelina!
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:02 PM
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10. Bea Arthur?
You are absolutely killing me. Ouch.
Damn.I need a shot just for the thought.
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ltfranklin Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:53 AM
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31. Well, there's a reason...
The Bea Arther step is really there just to make sure you're REALLY serious about becoming a Lesbian. Otherwise, maybe you should just stick to young gender-unspecific persons, like Pat from SNL or someone from N-Sync.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:18 PM
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21. LOL...lesbian Everest...
you're killing me. :spray:
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snickersnee Donating Member (199 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 01:04 AM
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33. i think if a woman likes bea arthur
she can't be a lesbian. but what do i know?
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ltfranklin Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 01:16 AM
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34. Well, true, Bea may not be exactly Lez-alishious, but
I hear her collection of strap-ons and turbo-charged sybians is truly awesome!
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snickersnee Donating Member (199 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 01:29 AM
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35. what i meant is...
i don't think bea arthur would require any prosthetics.

thought for the record, i find her hilarious.
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ltfranklin Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 07:51 AM
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41. You Misunderstand Me...
The strap-on's aren't for HER to strap-on.

Need I say more? Ok, More.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 08:10 AM
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46. Well, that's pretty insulting. I for one like Bea Arthur...
And even had a bit of a crush on her when I was a kid. You're obviously insinuating that she's more man than woman.... not sure I understand why.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:06 PM
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15. I think that we can all agree, whether gay or straight...
...that we would dump our spouse and/or switch teams for Angelina Joile. She's not just gorgeous on the outside but amazingly beautiful to the bone
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:10 PM
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17. Amen and really my point about both. n/t
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:43 PM
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27. I am SO not lesbian and I would have sex with
Angelina Jolie in a heartbeat.

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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:53 PM
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28. cool
:)
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:57 AM
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32. Nope, she looks like my mom.
Seriously, my mom looked quite a bit like her in the 70's (and people wonder why I have a complex at times :scared:) and well, even though some women do sometimes sort of do it for me, that would be just too weird.
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:23 AM
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38. ...
Pick Janeane! Pick Janeane!

:evilgrin:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 08:42 AM
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47. Can we both wear our glasses?
You know, I think I'm further corrupting you. Well, after our conversation last night anyway. :evilgrin:


That's why I couldn't sleep you know. I kept thinking about stuff (and I only last saw you Wednesday). 13 days!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 07:52 AM
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42. "...we would dump our spouse ..."
For me, that would be like dumping my right arm.

Beyond that, yup she's pretty nice.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:32 AM
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49. Nope, I can't agree with that.
I would neither dump my spouse nor switch teams for Angelina Jolie; she is not physically attractive to me in any way. I can see why other people are attracted to her, but she does nothing for me.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:11 PM
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18. no matter who you choose....
be sure to contact misunderestimator to get your toaster oven....she has the BEST collection :)
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:12 PM
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19. Only God Can Make a Lesbian n/t
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:13 PM
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20. Oh; I know; just fantasizing.......sigh.n/t
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:24 PM
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22. Angelina Can't? Are you sure? nt
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:25 PM
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23. I'd pay to find out!!!n/t
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:28 PM
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24. Don't let her try for more than three weeks.....
After three weeks of hard effort, she would have to admit defeat.

Or call Janeane for help.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:54 PM
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30. I've made one or two...
:evilgrin:
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 01:53 AM
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36. Nah, you're just a Tool o' the Lord :-D
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 01:54 AM
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37. heh heh, I said tool
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 07:37 PM
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25. Ohhh if I were lesbian these would be my choices..in order
and I will admit to being a pig. :silly:






Angelina...Janet...Halle...Donna...Sarah Jessica
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 09:39 PM
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26. I didn't know it was a decision that you could make.
:shrug:

Oh well, i'll never know.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 07:04 AM
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39. jolie
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 07:54 AM
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43. How 'bout Gina Gershon ...
...she rules. Don't know how she is in real life, but on screen she doesn't seem to have a problem swapping spit with the ladies. I just saw her film Prey for Rock and Roll. Awesome.
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 07:55 AM
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I love Janene, but I think Angelina is way more likely...
...to...let's say...be uninhibited in bed.

;-)
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 07:55 AM
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44. ooops dupe.
Edited on Fri Jul-08-05 07:55 AM by rbnyc
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CBGLuthier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 08:03 AM
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45. Garofolo of course
She is funny and not full of herself.

Jolie is not the most stable woman and you would spend all your time dealing with her issues.

Besides, Janeanne is better looking.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:03 AM
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48. Depends if you like sultry sexy or sarcastically intelligent sexy!
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:37 AM
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50. Well, I was going to do the obvious "thespian" copycat thread... but I'm
kind of tired and have to rush off to work in a few minutes. Can someone do it for me?
:shrug:
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