If I decide to become a lesbian...

[lildreamer316]

should I pick Angelina Jolie or Janeane Garofolo (sp?)?

[MissB]

1. I'd suggest picking a lesbian

if you decided to become a lesbian.

[lildreamer316]

3. I think I might be able to change their minds...maybe..

I know; wishful thinking. Meowwwwwww....

[Misunderestimator]

29. That was going to be my suggestion as well.

[ghostsofgiants]

40. Angelina is bisexual

[The Straight Story]

2. Pick my wife

So I can watch BWAHAHAHAHA

Ok, that was bad How about Jennifer Connely? Hubba Hubba!

[lildreamer316]

4. Nice one. Think I'll add Angela Basset to the list also.n/t

[chalky]

5. Good choice. Gotta admit--when I saw her kicking butt in "Strange Days"

I developed a little girl-crush on her myself.

[The Straight Story]

11. If I were a girl she would be almost top of my list

Next to my wife

[lildreamer316]

13. Ok, now we'll talk...

she's gorgeous! Sorry, no pic of myself yet; will try to find one....

[The Straight Story]

16. I have a penchant for red heads, really weird

I always liked the girl on picket fences and the one on X-files. Then one day at work this girl starts coming to my office. Pretty red head, and I am a lowly computer nerd. Next thing I know we are married, 7 years this month with a little 4 year old red head to (that pic was from a few months ago btw).

I got lucky (she is an artist with a degree in psychology and has worked in aids clinics and social services for the poor). I did something right in life somewhere....not sure what though!

[Parche]

6. neither

Jessica Alba, now she is hot!!

[KFC]

7. Portia di Rossi

No conversion necessary, she's good to go. Ellen Degeneres may have something to say about it, though

[MissB]

8. Ellen and Portia?

Really?

[lildreamer316]

12. WHERE have you been?

For quite a while now ( in Hollywood terms, that is). Lucky Ellen.

[MissB]

14. Apparently I haven't been paying much attention

to popular culture. Huh. I had no idea.

[ltfranklin]

9. Woah...you're going way too fast!

You want to start small and work up...make the gradual change from Male to Female partners. Angelina Jolie is like the Everest of Lesbian Desire. So, start small...edge in with a Bea Arther, for instance, then maybe move into a Jane Hathaway, graduate into a Janeane Garofolo, and finally you can go for the gold...Angelina!

[lildreamer316]

10. Bea Arthur?

You are absolutely killing me. Ouch.
Damn.I need a shot just for the thought.

[ltfranklin]

31. Well, there's a reason...

The Bea Arther step is really there just to make sure you're REALLY serious about becoming a Lesbian. Otherwise, maybe you should just stick to young gender-unspecific persons, like Pat from SNL or someone from N-Sync.

[youthere]

21. LOL...lesbian Everest...

you're killing me.

[snickersnee]

33. i think if a woman likes bea arthur

she can't be a lesbian. but what do i know?

[ltfranklin]

34. Well, true, Bea may not be exactly Lez-alishious, but

I hear her collection of strap-ons and turbo-charged sybians is truly awesome!

[snickersnee]

35. what i meant is...

i don't think bea arthur would require any prosthetics.

thought for the record, i find her hilarious.

[ltfranklin]

41. You Misunderstand Me...

The strap-on's aren't for HER to strap-on.

Need I say more? Ok, More.

[Misunderestimator]

46. Well, that's pretty insulting. I for one like Bea Arthur...

And even had a bit of a crush on her when I was a kid. You're obviously insinuating that she's more man than woman.... not sure I understand why.

[LynneSin]

15. I think that we can all agree, whether gay or straight...

...that we would dump our spouse and/or switch teams for Angelina Joile. She's not just gorgeous on the outside but amazingly beautiful to the bone

[lildreamer316]

17. Amen and really my point about both. n/t

[Bouncy Ball]

27. I am SO not lesbian and I would have sex with

Angelina Jolie in a heartbeat.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

28. cool

[SarahB]

32. Nope, she looks like my mom.

Seriously, my mom looked quite a bit like her in the 70's (and people wonder why I have a complex at times ) and well, even though some women do sometimes sort of do it for me, that would be just too weird.

[Pale Blue Dot]

38. ...

Pick Janeane! Pick Janeane!

[SarahB]

47. Can we both wear our glasses?

You know, I think I'm further corrupting you. Well, after our conversation last night anyway.


That's why I couldn't sleep you know. I kept thinking about stuff (and I only last saw you Wednesday). 13 days!

[Deep13]

42. "...we would dump our spouse ..."

For me, that would be like dumping my right arm.

Beyond that, yup she's pretty nice.

[Left Is Write]

49. Nope, I can't agree with that.

I would neither dump my spouse nor switch teams for Angelina Jolie; she is not physically attractive to me in any way. I can see why other people are attracted to her, but she does nothing for me.

[JimmyJazz]

18. no matter who you choose....

be sure to contact misunderestimator to get your toaster oven....she has the BEST collection

[Schema Thing]

19. Only God Can Make a Lesbian n/t

[lildreamer316]

20. Oh; I know; just fantasizing.......sigh.n/t

[Inland]

22. Angelina Can't? Are you sure? nt

[lildreamer316]

23. I'd pay to find out!!!n/t

[Inland]

24. Don't let her try for more than three weeks.....

After three weeks of hard effort, she would have to admit defeat.

Or call Janeane for help.

[Misunderestimator]

30. I've made one or two...

[Schema Thing]

36. Nah, you're just a Tool o' the Lord :-D

[Schema Thing]

37. heh heh, I said tool

[Horse with no Name]

25. Ohhh if I were lesbian these would be my choices..in order

and I will admit to being a pig.






Angelina...Janet...Halle...Donna...Sarah Jessica

[madinmaryland]

26. I didn't know it was a decision that you could make.

Oh well, i'll never know.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

39. jolie

[Deep13]

43. How 'bout Gina Gershon ...

...she rules. Don't know how she is in real life, but on screen she doesn't seem to have a problem swapping spit with the ladies. I just saw her film Prey for Rock and Roll. Awesome.

[rbnyc]

I love Janene, but I think Angelina is way more likely...

...to...let's say...be uninhibited in bed.

[rbnyc]

44. ooops dupe.

[CBGLuthier]

45. Garofolo of course

She is funny and not full of herself.

Jolie is not the most stable woman and you would spend all your time dealing with her issues.

Besides, Janeanne is better looking.

[Shell Beau]

48. Depends if you like sultry sexy or sarcastically intelligent sexy!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

50. Well, I was going to do the obvious "thespian" copycat thread... but I'm

kind of tired and have to rush off to work in a few minutes. Can someone do it for me?