Something new about women i never knew.

[TX-RAT]

Just seen it last night on a commercial.

They carry Full boxes of tampons with them while boating, just in case theres a leak in the boat.

I swear!
She just pulled out a brand new tampon, stuck it in the leak, and saved the day.

Damn near fell out of my recliner.

[liontamer]

1. they do if they're on their periods

[TX-RAT]

4. Yes, but do you also wear a white dress?

Not so much my response as it was my wifes.

very strange commercial.

[liontamer]

7. yes.

which is why i'd be sure to have a whole box of tampons.

[TX-RAT]

8. You've explained that nicely, Thank You

When you want to go fishing?

[liontamer]

18. if i weren't on my period, all I'd have is lip gloss

which could be useful if the motor needs to be oiled or something.

But if i were on my period, and was going to do something where I might get wet, I'd be thoroughly prepared to stop any and all leaks that might occur.

[TX-RAT]

19. LMAO

I give, you win.
I know when i'm in over my head.

[datasuspect]

2. tampons.

is there anything they CAN'T do?

i'm male, but after seeing that commercial it makes me want to go and buy some tampax so i can do some mcguyver shit like her!

[Ready4Change]

10. You're a guy. You have to use duct tape.

Women use tampons.
Guys use duct tape.

NEVER confuse the two.

[NuckinFutz]

3. you should understand that perfectly....

The right tools for the right job, and all that.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

5. Yeah, who carries a full box of tampons around?

That's the only part of the commercial that's not believable.

[name not needed]

11. I think Kleeb does.

He wouldn't want to ruin that pretty dress of his.

[ThoughtCriminal]

6. The purse is a portal to another dimension

where all that stuff is.

[Kathleen04]

12. Kind of like..

Felix the Cat and his magical bag:

[Chicken Girl]

20. Or Mary Poppins nt

[sui generis]

14. and the male variation: the laptop case

I was digging in mine last week and was pretty sure I saw Jimmy Hoffa's body (or it could have been Osama, which would explain lots and lots), but I dropped it and some other stuff got in the way, and oh by the way my great dane didn't run away after all - she's been living in there with somebody's feral poodle and raised an entire family of big dogs with bad hair, living on leftover snack food, red bulls and tyvek CD sleeves for fiber.

[LynneSin]

9. Sorry, if the woman uses a Tampax to stop a boat leak

you're pretty much screwed since those things hold squat. OB are much more reliable and last much longer

[TX-RAT]

13. Caught me so off guard i couldn't tell you what brand it was.

But she saved the day.

[Left Is Write]

15. I'll second that.

[TX-RAT]

16. My wife stopped using them, after the Toxic shock scare.

thats the extent of my tampon knowledge.

[DS1]

17. Why do you think they had a woman on ISS when it was leaking air?