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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 12:57 PM
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I just found a black seed in a seedless Watermelon
does that mean i'm lucky?

is today my lucky day?

should i save it?

should i plant it?

do i ask too many questions?

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 12:58 PM
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1. take the watermelon back to the store
it's defective
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walkon Donating Member (919 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:00 PM
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2. With watermelons
"seedless" is a relative term. Have you gotten any really sweet watermelons this year? The one's I've had have been bland. My wife says it's because of too much rain.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:01 PM
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3. Reminds me of the movie Jurassic Park
Life always finds a way.

FWIW I think you should save it for next spring and plant it. Maybe it's like finding a seed in sinsemilla - supposedly guaranteed to grow a female pot plant.

:smoke:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:01 PM
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4. You sure it's not a microphone?
Transistor? Perhaps there is some microscopic encoding on it?
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:04 PM
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5. Clinton's fault
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TX-RAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:05 PM
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6. Make sure it's not a tick.
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:07 PM
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7. Sue the bastards
They ruined your life
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:12 PM
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And people want tort reform?
This is a lawsuit, plain as day.
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:12 PM
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8. nt
Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 01:12 PM by Squatch
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:12 PM
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9. Sue
breach of warranty
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:14 PM
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10. IT'S BECAUSE OF CHEMTRAILS!
RUN!

Wait, running only makes the chemicals work faster.

SIT STILL!
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