Why would I eat cherries on a day when I'm wearing white?

[liontamer]

Especially since I have to go over to my boss's house after work.

[sniffa]

1. i'm trying to make something

sexuaL out of this, but i'm drawing a bLank. i'm not on my game today.

[liontamer]

3. i'm sure something will come to you eventually

[sniffa]

7. oh, i have pLenty

they just don't invoLve you wearing white.

i have one with cherries now though.

[liontamer]

9. well try this on

in addition to covering my self with cherry juice, I have just spilled yogurt on my chest.

[Dr.Phool]

2. Probably the same reason

My wife eats spaghetti with red sauce, while wearing white.

The one time she prepared, and wore a red blouse, she dribbled alfredo.

[liontamer]

5. lol

I'm glad it's not just me.

[Cocoa]

4. Charles Bronson Syndrome

[liontamer]

12. perhaps eom

[kedrys]

6. Tempting fate?

Not an outright death wish, necessarily.

[liontamer]

13. i don't know

I seem to be making a lot of bad decisions lately. maybe they're leading up to something colossal.

[kedrys]

16. Or you're parceling your enormously catastrophic single bad decision

into a bunch of little, mostly inconsequential ones, in order to lessen the overall impact. Ever think of that?

[liontamer]

19. oh god you're right, I should leave grad school!

Damn

[In_The_Wind]

8. because you're feeling VERY brave

or excessively dainty

[liontamer]

11. that brand of bravery

that is often called stupidity

[In_The_Wind]

14. wearing white is a big responsibility

there was an entire thread the other day about what one should wear under white clothing



so I take it that you wish you could swing by home quickly after work on your way to the bosses house

[liontamer]

18. yes

but I live 45 minutes away

[In_The_Wind]

20. bummer

perhaps you could pick up something else more quickly than you could go home to change ... lots of places put their summer things on a deep discount after the 4th

[Patiod]

10. Mmm...bing cherry ice cream

I can't eat dairy anymore, but the one thing I miss is a Bing Cherry flavor they used to make at the Penn State creamery (where Ben & Jerry learned to make ice cream via correspondence course--true story!)

[Shell Beau]

15. The same reason I always seem to where white

shirts when it rains. White and wet = see through! Go figure.

[Left Is Write]

17. Because you like living on the edge?

[Chicken Girl]

21. Same reason the cafeteria always decides to serve spaghetti

when I'm wearing a white shirt.