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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 11:47 AM
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LIVE from Auchterarder, Scotland...George W. Bush, Lord of the Dunce














GOOD NIGHT, CLEVELAND! WE LOVE YOU!



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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 11:50 AM
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1. "I've instructed our fokes to talk to their fokes and the fokes
are going to do something about those poor fokes that got hurt by them other fokes that put them bombs there trying to kill innocent fokes
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 11:52 AM
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2. Yegads, I hate that guy...
There's not enough room in my body to contain the loathing I have for that drunken little frat bitch. :grr: :mad:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 12:00 PM
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3. BUSH PRESS CONFERENCE AGENDA
1) Walk up to the robot-penis shaped microphones in a manly swagger (Mr. Rove says Mr. Novak recommends "strutting")

2) Open on an upbeat, familiar note: "Good Morning/Afternoon. 9/11..."

3) Make generalizations about terrorism and link it to the war in Iraq

4) Answer questions from Fox and Sky News correspondents

5) Ignore the rest of the press

6) Make an uncomfortably crass joke about the Scots (Mr. Cheney suggests something involving kilts, drunkeness, or the Scottish people's famous "cheapness")

7) Laugh nervously for 3-4 minutes

8) Abruptly end the press conference and walk away
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EC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 12:16 PM
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4. He looks like Blair had turned to him and said
"this is your fault you stupid son of a bitch" ...
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