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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:09 AM
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Hey, Maddy...
um...never mind.

I'm just gonna get unDUn and nobody'll even be able to point to the thread and say "that...THAT is the thread that finally did that gourd-durned fool in."

I'm out of my gourd again...ask me anything. :D
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:11 AM
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1. Question: If the gourd fits, do you wear it?
:D
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:15 AM
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4. Only if it's laundered first
:o
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:11 AM
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2. Ask you anything?
Ok hang on.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:16 AM
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5. Uh-oh
I retraculate that statement! :D
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:26 AM
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7. Retraculate?
Sounds nasty. Tell it to the evil doll:

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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:13 AM
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3. Gourding my loins?
I was perusing hist posting history and a few were as obvious as the whitey post, but a few were really mean. What a dick. lol.

Do you hollow out the gourd first or is it full of gourd meat?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:18 AM
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6. Your lions? Good luck! Wear a chain mail suit, really. Lions hate that
kind of thing.

Hollow or still filled with warm, moist pulp? Hmmm...I'd have to say that it all depends what I'm in the mood for.
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:33 AM
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8. Gourding a lion is just plain silly
You have dyslexia-whiteyitis a rare form of dyslexia that accompanies lurking type activities, wherein you shamefully hide your whitey nougaty core.

I heard others had a bad case of it tonite over in another forum. :)
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