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NoMoreMrNiceGuy Donating Member (603 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:23 AM
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Momma's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest!!!!!
Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest and when
Daddy comes home he never gets no rest 'cause she's

Playing all night and the Music's al----right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at Night

Well, the kids don't eat and the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street

'Cause she's playing all night and the music's alright
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night


She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

'Cause she's playing all night and the music's alright
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night


She goes squeeze me, come on and squeeze me, come on and
Tease me like you do, I'm so in love with you

Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

'Cause she's playing all night and the music's alright
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:42 AM
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1. Ouch!
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:44 AM
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2. those tanjed accordians
and a one and a two
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seriousstan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:53 AM
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3. I used this song to teach my son what double entendre meant...
Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 01:53 AM by seriousstan
3 weeks after "the talk". It took him about 10 seconds and then he gave me a look that almost made me wreck the car. It was a Polaroid moment.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:05 AM
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4. Daddy's got a gourd that he wears on the rest!!!
:D
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 03:28 AM
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5. I used to play this song on my college radio station -- I had a friend
(girl) who absolutely hated it; she thought it was sexist. Everytime I played it, I got an earful from her. She had the shift after me and I always made sure she heard it.
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