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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 12:57 AM
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I like ForrestGump. He makes me laugh.
He is engorged and making me laugh. At his engorgement.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 12:58 AM
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1. Me too!
I like that guy!
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 12:59 AM
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2. Who licked him first though?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:25 AM
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10. Ain't nobody licked me
I'm the baddest...fists of iron, I tell ya.

:P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:17 AM
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6. Me, too! I think we should all flash him.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:24 AM
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9. Ok! FLASH!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:26 AM
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11. Yeah, baby!
Wait a minute...tractors...tractors..tractors... :o
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:11 AM
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3. Sadly, you wouldn't be the first to laugh at my
...wait a minute...that's not true.

I mean, not very often...

:-)
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:12 AM
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4. Do people laugh at your engorgement?
I had a boyfriend once who told me how to take care of that, ok? He said to think of tractors. If that didn't work, think of your grandma, that'll do the trick.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:23 AM
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8. They laugh the laugh of the nervous, filled with fear. Damn straight.


Hey! It works!


Uh-oh...now I'm thinking of the way that the tractor's tires, so round and firm, pass across the fertile furrows of the bare soil as exhaust issues from the proudly jutting...

Um.

Here's a picture of Karl Rove. That should do it. Like, forever....











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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:17 AM
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5. just a minute, just a minute, just a minute
now he doesn't know the territory.

If it is stupid you like, be aware that this has been said to me here:

"I really can't believe you said that.
You just don't get it do you?

I don't think you have a clue

That's breathtakingly stupid

You have no clue about living in poverty.

Where is your common sense?

Are you for real?"

So if it is stupid you want, we'll I've got it, if it's money you want, well I'll get it. I'll buy you tall tall trees and all the water in the seas, I'm a fool, fool, fool for you.

Also, according to my memory I have made a few people laugh, sometimes even intentionally.

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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:20 AM
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7. Oh my God, you just messed with my mind more than
anyone has in recent years.

Which is pretty cool. No one's done that to me in a long time.

My hydrocodone kicked in about an hour ago and I read your post about seven times, very slowly. I loved it!!!!!

:hi: You rock!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:28 AM
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12. He's right, you know
I know stupid.... :-)
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:42 AM
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14. It takes one to know one
:P
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:33 AM
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13. Actually, I have gone country, back to my roots
Since I am quoting Alan Jackson, but even middle-aged country likes all kinds, of music and people, 'cause we don't draw no lines.

Yee-haw. :bounce: and :headbang:

I shall now ride into the sunset, or maybe moonset at this hour. If I hurry, I can still make Cheyenne.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 01:44 AM
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15. Willie Nelson,
Loretta Lynn, Pasty Cline, Hank Williams Sr.

Just a few of my favorites.

Willie is the best.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:04 AM
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16. Well, my roots are not that deep
I do not go back before Johnny Cash or Glen Campbell, and I am almost a decade your senior. In the 1990s I lived in a town that only had one radio station, which was mostly country. That was in the days before I had a ton of CDs and internet/mp3 options.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:06 AM
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17. Yep, I do, too.
Can't help but like the guy. :D :hug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:21 AM
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19. My gourdness...
:hug:

There, that's better.

Oops. Broken gourd. :blush:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:13 AM
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18. The man knows his Shrimpin' that's fer sure
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:24 AM
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20. Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea.
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That...that's about it.

Hello?
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-07-05 02:26 AM
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21. Jenny?
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