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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:40 PM Original message |
How To Spot A "Married Man/Woman" Who Pretends To Be Single |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
1. More obvious |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:46 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. Oh Hell I forgot that one |
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izzie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:08 PM Response to Reply #1 |
64. Mine took off ring as he said it got in way of his work. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
2. A couple more to add... |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:48 PM Response to Reply #2 |
9. I dated a Bass Player one time and he said he was single |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
3. This is really obvious. |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:49 PM Response to Reply #3 |
11. That's what the pre-paid cell phone is for |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:52 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. Honey, if you don't get his answering machine |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:54 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. Ever heard of a pre-paid cell phone that has an answering machine |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:01 PM Response to Reply #18 |
26. No I'm not that technologically up to snuff. |
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radwriter0555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. HIJACK ALERT: Stupid Things Married Men Do that tip you OFF to what |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:50 PM Response to Reply #4 |
14. LOL |
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izzie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:16 PM Response to Reply #14 |
67. I used to wear what I found in back seat, |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:53 PM Response to Reply #4 |
17. What an ultra-maroon... |
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brainshrub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:58 PM Response to Reply #4 |
23. Good for you! |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:28 PM Response to Reply #4 |
47. What a creep. |
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Droopy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
6. Loses all sexual interest in his spouse. |
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PurpHaze69 (110 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
7. I'm married, |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:49 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. As long as you are not actively trying to meet other women, it's fine. |
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forgethell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:59 PM Response to Reply #7 |
25. Me, too - Vanity post alert |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:25 PM Response to Reply #7 |
45. I'm married. But I'm getting divorced. No, really! |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
8. I have an answer... |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:53 PM Response to Reply #8 |
16. But, at least he is honest right? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:02 PM Response to Reply #16 |
27. I've known him for years... |
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cally (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:17 PM Response to Reply #27 |
37. This guy's excuse is insane |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:24 PM Response to Reply #37 |
43. That's easy to say... |
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radwriter0555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:44 PM Response to Reply #8 |
50. LOL! he wants threesomes and butt sex and blow jobs! |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:52 PM Response to Reply #50 |
54. Oh good grief... |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:03 PM Response to Reply #54 |
60. LOL |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:57 PM Response to Reply #50 |
56. Why shouldn't he get to enjoy those things? |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:01 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. Why shouldn't he get a divorce if he wants to enjoy these things? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:02 PM Response to Reply #57 |
59. Marraige vows are still legally binding? |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:07 PM Response to Reply #59 |
63. In states without no-fault divorce, hell yes. |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:04 PM Response to Reply #57 |
61. Because otherwise... |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:17 PM Response to Reply #61 |
68. I'm sure it's a convenient arrangement for him... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:20 PM Response to Reply #68 |
69. Actually, what you're talking about... |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
10. But you're forgetting an entire culture of married people who.... |
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radwriter0555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:47 PM Response to Reply #10 |
51. I saw a documentary on swingers, and through the whole thing it appeared |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:11 PM Response to Reply #10 |
65. I think the key here is consenting adults. |
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PurpHaze69 (110 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
13. Here's a question, |
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KeepItReal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:57 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. Not if the girl is in another state...Guy Code |
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PurpHaze69 (110 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:58 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Yeah, she's in another state |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:57 PM Response to Reply #13 |
21. Does your wife know about it? |
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PurpHaze69 (110 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:03 PM Response to Reply #21 |
29. Hell no, she doesn't know about it. |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:04 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Well, it's your life. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:05 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. Keep a lid on it. |
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izzie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:22 PM Response to Reply #29 |
70. Ever read the 'Hiti Report'? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:25 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Ok, well... |
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Droopy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:59 PM Response to Reply #13 |
24. I think it's dishonest |
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PurpHaze69 (110 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:06 PM Response to Reply #24 |
33. Why? |
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felonious thunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:08 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Would your wife be angry about it? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:17 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. That sounds weak. |
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felonious thunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:20 PM Response to Reply #38 |
41. That's true |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:22 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. It means that if she thinks he's cheating, she's wrong. |
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felonious thunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:26 PM Response to Reply #42 |
46. There won't be anyone to argue about |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:28 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. It is likely that she won't be gone. |
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Misinformed01 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:08 PM Response to Reply #13 |
34. Hell yes it's cheating |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:51 PM Response to Reply #34 |
53. Amen Honey! |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:25 PM Response to Reply #13 |
44. Here's another guideline: |
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radwriter0555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:48 PM Response to Reply #13 |
52. Yes. |
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4323Lopez (307 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:52 PM Response to Reply #13 |
55. If you orgasm, yes, its definitely cheating... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
20. #3 makes me wonder, are lots of women stalkers? |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:08 PM Response to Reply #20 |
36. How do you define stalkers? Someone that emails you? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:18 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. If someone tracked down where I lived they would be a stalker. |
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amazona (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 06:06 PM Response to Reply #40 |
77. you shouldn't be sticking your you-know in someone... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 06:18 PM Response to Reply #77 |
79. Who said screwing, for a few dates I consider keeping the home secret.. |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
28. I dated a lady in a church singles club... |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:03 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Was she cheating, or did her hubby know, and not mind? |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:18 PM Response to Reply #30 |
39. Her hubby didn't know... |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
49. Your statement hold as much water as a Chinois... |
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alwynsw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
58. I'm Getting really Good Tips Here |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:04 PM Response to Reply #58 |
62. The movie "The Guide To A Married Man" might help you |
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4323Lopez (307 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:42 PM Response to Reply #58 |
74. If you think they're "good tips"... |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
66. The thread title says "Man/Woman" |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:26 PM Response to Reply #66 |
72. It had been edited to say "man/woman" |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 05:27 PM Response to Reply #66 |
73. No, I meant to include both parties |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
75. This happened to me... |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
76. what about married men who don't pretend to be single? |
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amazona (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 06:10 PM Response to Reply #76 |
78. why should anyone feel guilty about it |
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KeepItReal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 07:14 PM Response to Reply #76 |
81. I'm single and wanna pretend to be a married guy! |
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ProudGerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
80. Cheaters are the scum of the earth |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-03 09:18 PM Response to Original message |
82. Cheating isn't about the sex. |
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