Once again, I must sugar my own Churro.

[Guaranteed]

Simpsons. Classic.

Any more classic Simpsons lines (as if we haven't beaten them like a red-headed donkey)?

[Kurovski]

1. I bent my wookie!

[Guaranteed]

2. That was one of the first audios I ever got

for my old Mac Performa 600CD. Memories.

[Kurovski]

3. It looks like all the Simpson's crowd has gone to bed.

...Or I killed the thread.

"It tastes like buuurning!" :-)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Homer was in Mexico and buys food from a child street vendor.

Young child: "Es carne de burro." ("It's donkey meat.")
Homer: "Nice to meet you, too."

[Forever Free]

5. Hahaha what a great line

Although Homer is in Cuba, not Mexico, with Mr. Burns and Smithers. They're trying to escape the FBI and IRS who are after Burns for stealing a trillion dollars from the government. Another CLASSIC episode.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. D'oh! You're right about Cuba.

Although my favorite recent ones are when Stephen Hawking gives a profound speech, then Homer says, "Larry Flynt is right!"

Also, the one where Selma (or Patty?) tries to adopt a baby from China. During the flight, the flight attendant points to a large monument shaped like a Chinese takeout box and says "This is the monument to General Gao's Chicken." Then Homer, in a drooling voice, says, "Wow, it makes the Lincoln Memorial look like crap."

[Guaranteed]

10. "Okay, give it back now."

"Give what back?"

Went something like that with the trillion dollar bill.

[necso]

6. Current favorite: "A mallet?"

"Old Gil's gonna make something of himself!" (Sees the sign "CA$H FOR YOUR EYE$", enters.) "Ooh. What do you use for anesthetic? A mallet? Gee, I'm starting to have second thoughts...." (Sound of him getting hit (with the mallet), then sounds of eyes popping out.)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. You know Gil was based on Jack Lemmon's character in Glengarry Glen Ross?

I totally see the resemblance.

[necso]

9. No.

I'm not really that crazy about Gil... but you always have to be on the lookout for that mallet.

[tanyev]

11. The dead have risen from their graves

and they're voting Republican!


Aaaaaaagh!

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Rex Banner: "Are you the Beer Baron?"

Flanders: "Well, if you mean root beer, I plead guil-diddly-ilty as char-diddly-arged."
Rex Banner: "Well, he's not the Beer Baron, but he's drunk. Take him in."

[aeolian]

13. This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.

[bucknaked]

14. "That's when the CHUDS come out."

Think Homer said that about New York after dark.