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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:28 PM
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I want somebody to pay me for sex
Hey, may as well kill two birds with one stone.
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:29 PM
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1. LMAO!
:rofl:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:29 PM
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2. .
:rofl:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:29 PM
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3. You are depraved.
I LIKE IT!!!!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:30 PM
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I can be as depraved as you want if you have the money
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:49 PM
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15. UH... UH....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(running in other direction)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:29 PM
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4. See how quickly they're on their backs?
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:30 PM
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7. Ha! nt
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:29 PM
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5. Well, that might be possible...
Just hit the gay stroll... If you're cute, no problems! :evilgrin:
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:30 PM
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6. Do I have to have a crush on you first?
Or afterwards?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:30 PM
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8. If the cheque doesn't bounce it's all good
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:35 PM
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10. You take checks? (US spelling)
How much?
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:31 PM
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9. LOL!
Are you worth it? :evilgrin:
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Canadian Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:37 PM
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11. I have a loonie in my pocket
and I'm glad to see you. :evilgrin:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:44 PM
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12. Keep your business card handy. You wade through a sea of prospects daily.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:48 PM
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13. I have Cdn$3.56 I am willing to give to any woman that wants to take this
offer.
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:48 PM
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14. Uhhh. Dude.
You could get that shit for free. :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:49 PM
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16. Well, I'm trying to make everyone happy here.
I mean $3.56 would buy breakfast at Tim Horton's the next morning.
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:53 PM
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18. Good point!
:D I wouldn't settle for less than $4.83 though.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:50 PM
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17. I'll give you a dollar NOT to have sex with me
I don't go that way . . .

(and if you don't either, be a bit more specific . . .)
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:55 PM
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19. You are FUCKING UNDER ARREST.
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!

B-)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:16 PM
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24. uh...just a minute
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 07:56 PM
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20. I think I have a quarter around here somewhere
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:02 PM
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21. Good luck getting the gum and couch lint off of it.
Wait, maybe he can do that for ya.

Nice value-add.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:17 PM
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25. I'm not too proud!
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:29 PM
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29. Shows how much YOU know
I don't even have a couch ;)
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:31 PM
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30. Me,
I prefer the tile floor to my front lawn.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:32 PM
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31. Well well well
.... wait, huh? :P
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:07 PM
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22. I'd pay you not to have sex...
Talk about job security! :D


(ducks)









:D
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:21 PM
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26. Good idea!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:10 PM
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23. You're already male - get over it!
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nevergiveup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:22 PM
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27. Stay out of Chicago
less you want to take a chance of your photo being on the Chicago Police website. :rofl:
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:27 PM
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28. Pssst
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 08:38 PM
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32. Sa-weeet
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 09:06 PM
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33. I'll do that
I'll pay you for sex with your sister
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 09:15 PM
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34. that was my answer when I'd give blood
They'd ask you if you've ever taken money for sex... and I'd either say what you said, or only in my dreams...
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