I hate to do this, but I have to ask this rather indelicate question

[dolo amber]

Do girls light their farts? I mean, I know NOT ONE guy who hasn't, and I know not one girls who has (or at least has ever 'fessed up to it). It's not like I just go around asking this question to everyone I meet, but y'know, it comes up from time to time. Or maybe not. But I digress...Anyone have the answer to this burning (heh!) question?

[KCDem]

1. girls don't fart.

We're much too sophisticated for that. :evilgrin:

[CanuckAmok]

7. I seriously believed that...

...women didn't fart. I was convinced until I was 12 or so.

[alwynsw]

2. I don't light mine

Being a fuzzy guy, the chance of going up like Sand Diego COunty is too real to tempt fate.

[ReddishPinko]

3. I had a friend in high school,

Jon. Jon was nuts. He carried around a back pack that had a blow torch, hack saw, glass cutter, roughly 10 M-80's, and assorted home made weapons (it was a hobby). Jon also liked to blow stuff up and I can assure you, there were very few things he didn't try to blow up. One night we were driving down a country road and saw a dead, bloated racoon. Jon stuck an M-80 up its ass. Now, there was a reason why the racoon was bloated and when the M-80 went off we weren't far enough away and it got messy.
To impress the chicks, Jon used to turn on his car when he had to take a piss and he would piss on the distributor cap. Said it felt good. Of course this was after he had regained the ability to speak. He was usually lying on the ground with piss all over him.
Oh yeah, Jon lit a fart one time and caught his pants on fire. Think about that but not too long.

[alwynsw]

4. IF you have a lighter

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003500822,00.gif

[Bertha Venation]

5. farts light up?

[youngred]

6. I don't light mine

and I'm a guy (although not tonight) :shrug:

[short bus president]

8. Ahem!

Excuse me, dear.

You LIVE WITH a guy who has never - not even once - attempted to light a fart.

<sob>

And I thought she knew me. <sniffle>