Okay, forget the flame wars, let's work together on a new engaging thread:

[Deja Q]

Naming odd animal sex combinations!

What sort of animals would you NOT want to see having sex with each other?

I'll start:

Owls and mules. This makes a very frightning visual.

Fish and turkeys. I don't want to know where the Kissing Gourami puts his lips...

Gazelles and daschunds.

Horses and humans. Wait, I was unfortunate enough to see that once and I ended up :puke: for days...

[SiobhanClancy]

1. Lobsters and rabbits...

can you even picture it?

[Deja Q]

2. Well, the lobster would get the upper hand...

or do I mean "paw"? :D

[Wolfman 11]

3. dolphins & butterflies

hawks & labradors
perch & coyotes
javelinas & daddylonglegs


as you can see I've thought this through.

[not_in_my_name]

4. Any living thing

and the asshole who lives next door.

[AquariDem]

5. Male mastiff, female chihuahua

(splat)

[childslibrarian]

6. Ann Coulter and Rumsfeld

Although it has probably already happened...

[not_in_my_name]

7. Excellent!

That would, indeed, be repulsive!

[Deja Q]

8. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was too good! Any creature more revolting than either of them (yet alone both) is one I wouldn't want to fathom...

Still, Coulter + skunk = Savage...

[not_in_my_name]

9. Or how about

Cheney and Barney (is that the name of bush's dog?)

[Deja Q]

10. Yup, that's Barney

Of course, there's the other Barney. He is on PBS and looks like a 6 foot tall purple penis... I mean, I've heard of purple pride, but this is ridiculous!



(it took me a while to find a full frontal of Barney... Did you know Barney was created by a single mother in Texas? Whatever that might mean, I wouldn't know...)