Another gem from Doug, the Singing Freeptard!

[Redstone]

Thanks to whoever posted about his "songwriting" the other day; I can't get enough of this guy's howlers!

Here's today's Doug Opus (supposed to be to the tune of Petula Clark's "Downtown"):

Terrorists, if we have caught you, the chances are you'll end up in...Gitmo
That is where we have some guys who will say, "Now, let the fun begin"...Gitmo
And if you don't behave your cell will not be air conditioned
By a hooker you may find yourself get propositioned...oh, my
We're worse than the Nazis are...guards will turn up the rap music that plays in their car

Yes, it's Gitmo...it is an awful place
Gitmo...there'll be fear on your face
Gitmo...we're inhumane as can be

If we find out that you know plans for a terror act, we'll make it cold...Gitmo
If you won't talk, well, on Saturday night you'll get no Cuervo Gold...Gitmo

And if you don't behave your cell will not be air conditioned
By a hooker you may find yourself get propositioned...oh, my
We're worse than the Nazis are...guards will turn up the rap music that plays in their car

Yes, it's Gitmo...it is an awful place
Gitmo...there'll be fear on your face
Gitmo...we're inhumane as can be

(musical break)

And if you don't behave your cell will not be air conditioned
By a hooker you may find yourself get propositioned...oh, my
We're worse than the Nazis are...guards will turn up the rap music that plays in their car

Yes, it's Gitmo...it is an awful place
Gitmo...there'll be fear on your face
Gitmo...we're inhumane as can be

Try, I dare you, just try to sing that to yourself, with the tune of the original song.

And, just in case people don't understand how astonishingly fucking lame a line like "By a hooker you may find yourself get propositioned...oh, my" is, he repeats this literary gem twice!

God, this guy is funny! You can see the original post, and the fawning praise from the other freeper dipwhacks here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1425393/posts if you've got the stomach for it.

Redstone

[qnr]

1. I was thinking the same thing. Once is bad enough, but 3 times? n/t

[peekaloo]

2. I'm picturing Bill Murray's Nick the Lounge Singer bellowing this one.

"We're worse than the Nazi's are............."

[benny05]

3. LMAO

along with Star Wars, even if they turn into bar wars. :beer: