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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:26 PM
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Tim Burton's "The Sound of Music" with Vin Diesel and Gregory Hines
More really inappropriate director/cast movie ideas.

What can you think of?
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:26 PM
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1. Especially since Gregory Hines is dead.
:wtf:
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:55 PM
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26. "Visions of corpses dancing in her head......"
Yep, that's what I had!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:27 PM
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2. Leni Riefenstahl's "The Sting" with Anton Kuscher and Bobcat Goldthwait
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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:28 PM
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3. Roman Polanski- "The Virgin Suicides"
with Hillary Duff and Rob Lowe.
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girl gone mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:43 PM
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you're sick.
but, you know, I'd probably be the first in line...

:evilgrin:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:29 PM
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4. Steven Spielberg's "The Shining" with Rick Moranis and Rosie O'Donnell
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:30 PM
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6. but with Rosie in the Jack Nicholson role
it would work

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:30 PM
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8. Steven Spielberg's "War of the Worlds" with Tom Cruise
and.....

Oh, fuck!!!!
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:29 PM
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5. Uwe Boll's "Citizen Kane" starring Freddie Prinze Jr. and Lance Bass
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:30 PM
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7. I want to see that
Vin Diesel as Maria I do hope. :woohoo:
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:32 PM
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9. La Cage Aux Folles...
the movie musical with Vin Diesel and Wilmer Valderama--ooo that's hot! or "Mary Poppins" starring Paris Hilton.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:35 PM
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10. Make it a naked Paris Hilton, covered in honey and ticker tape that's been
Edited on Fri Jun-17-05 03:35 PM by Rabrrrrrr
written on by an autistic midget, and let David Lynch direct it.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:37 PM
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11. Aaaaahhh!...
Dancing dwarves!! or maybe a production of My Fair Lady!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:38 PM
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12. Yes! My Fair Lady starring a moose and a Clavichord!
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:40 PM
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14. Moose...and
Squirrel with Natasha & Boris! Why not "Porgy & Bess"?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:43 PM
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16. Moose and Squirrel in "Fistful of Dollars"
Must have moose and squirrel!

And a third of the screen should be devoted during the whole movie to showing that girl who was in the Bullwinkle movie just standing naked, touching herself, showering, etc.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:51 PM
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25. ooo...
that's nasty!! "I touch myself...I want you to remind me...
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:58 PM
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27. In fact, forget moose and squirrel
let's just show her, and ***I*** will direct it.
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:39 PM
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13. James Cameron's "Apocalypse Now" with Leonardo DiCaprio as Kurtz
Edited on Fri Jun-17-05 03:40 PM by deutsey
Kate Winslet as Willard, and a heart-wrenching love theme by Celine Dion.

The horror. The...horror.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:41 PM
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15. Miyazaki's "The Wild Bunch" with Buddy Hacket, Dom Deluise, and Cher
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:43 PM
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17. Stanley Kubrick's "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World"
Starring Laurence Olivier, Max Von Sydow, and Joan Crawford.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:43 PM
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18. Oliver Stone's "Rocky Horror" with Jack Nicholson as Frank N Furter!!
Feel free to suggest other cast members...LOL.
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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:44 PM
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19. How about the Wizard of Oz with Michael Jackson, Dianna Ross,
Nipsy Russell...hey wait a minute
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:44 PM
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20. and the bee gees?
keep on down, keep on down, the roooooooaaaaad....
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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:49 PM
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23. oh yeahhhhhhhhhh
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:45 PM
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21. Spike Lee's "Birth of a Nation"
Edited on Fri Jun-17-05 03:45 PM by Richardo
:hide:
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:50 PM
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24. Now, that would be an interesting re-make.
:evilgrin:
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:46 PM
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22. I have an extra phone number which is unlisted
so when it rings I usually know it is a wrong number. When in the right mood I do my best version of the cheesy movie phone recording:

Hello and welcome to movie phone!
for Othello starring CarrotTop - press 1
for The Mohammed Ali Story starring Leonardo DiCaprio, press 2
for The Muppets go to Bagdad, press 3
for Death of a Salesman starring Steven Segal, press 4
for Sid and Nancy starring Ron Reagan Jr and Molly Ringwald, press 5

To hear these selections again, press the pound sign
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:59 PM
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28. Anthony Hopkins and Judi Dench in Woody Allen's "Up in Smoke"
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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 04:00 PM
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30. I'd love to see that.
Quite honestly.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 03:59 PM
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29. Quentin Tarantino's Bride of Frankenstein starring Freddy Mercury
and Kirstie Alley.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 04:00 PM
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31. With music by Toby Keith and Einsturzende Neubauten
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 04:02 PM
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32. The guy who did Battlefield Earth does The Color of Money
what with all those tables at odd angles :evilgrin:
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 04:05 PM
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33. I'd like to see...
Vin Diesel, Esai Morales, Eddie Cibrian, Mark Consuelos, Adam Rodriguez & Wilmer Valderama in a gay Spanish version of West Side Story...I feel pretty...oh so pretty...
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 04:06 PM
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34. And Slim Pickens showing up to say "stop dancing around like a bunch of
Kansas City faggots".
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 04:08 PM
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36. Officer Kluckski...
my father wears a dress...gee Officer why's my life a mess..
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 04:08 PM
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35. Spike Lee's "Casablanca" starring Paul Ruebens and Rosanne Barr.
Not sure. Maybe Rosanne should play Rick?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 08:45 AM
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41. Oh, that's a good one!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 04:13 PM
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37. The Ferrelly Brothers' "Manchurian Candidate" w/ Ben Stiller
/Jennifer Tilly
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Peachhead22 Donating Member (798 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 04:21 PM
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38. Wes Craven's live action remake of 'Bambi'
With Cujo (Steven King's killer dog) as Bambi and Ann Coulter as Flower the skunk.


John Waters' remake of 'Full Metal Jacket' with R. Lee Ermey, the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and with Karl Rove as "Pvt. Pyle" (Vincent D'onofrio's part).


Remake of 'The Wizard Of Oz' directed by Snoop Dogg, starring Cheech and Chong.

Remake of 'Deliverance". Starring Jimmy Swaggert, James Dobson and Pat Robertson. Directed by Triumph the Comic Insult Dog.


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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 04:55 PM
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39. Casablanca starring Ashton Kutcher
Give it time, this one will happen!
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cedahlia Donating Member (883 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 10:53 PM
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40. Gone With the Wind
Featuring an ***ALL-STAR CAST*** of Hollywood's most mediocre actors!!!

Julia Roberts as Scarlett O'Hara!
Tom Cruise as Rhett Butler!
Kevin Costner as Ashley!
Jennifer Aniston as Melanie!
Jennifer Lopez as Belle!

As directed by Michael Bay!

Coming soon to a theater (from hell) near you! :evilgrin:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 08:47 AM
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42. Sam Peckinpah's "Toy Story" with Jack Nichols and Anthony Hopkins
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