If I were to randomly walk up on Neil Cavuto and punch his ass out..

[banjosareunderrated]

would someone here cover me pro bono?

because I'm so close. It really just might happen. I guess I'd deserve punishment because I'm really a pacifist at heart but believe you me, I don't think i'd regret it.

29 years and I've never felt like being violent on those I disagree with but these fux heads have got me hot.

[punpirate]

1. Randomly just won't do...

... to be truly effective, you have to wait for the cameras to show up. :)

[banjosareunderrated]

2. ok, if I told reporters what I was going to do in advance

and then let them film it. Would that get me free counsel?

[punpirate]

6. Dunno...

... but you'd be cheating the rest of us by doing it privately. :P

[banjosareunderrated]

9. would helicopter fly-bys of the result be enough?

AP--"Fascist knocked out by ugly detroit guy, news at 11."

Maybe it'd bring out the "Get a Brain Morans" guy for a cameo.

Oh wait, I forgot he died in a mullet accident.

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. Actors like Cavuto are walking a dangerous path

Even though the whole thing is an act, like the WWF, people take them seriously. I think that they will all regret this shit if somebody gets hurt.

[0rganism]

4. I couldn't represent you in court, but I'd cheer from the sidelines

Violence never solved anything, but sometimes it is necessary.

[banjosareunderrated]

7. my whole life, my parents had MLKing on the walls and taught me to be

passive and create change without violence. that's why I'm so torn. I'd be violating everything I was taught and believe.

But I'd bust him just the same.

Perhaps I'm less of a person than I should be. But when I see that fascist face, all I can think of is that his ilk would kill me and my family without thought, so he must be stopped, any means necessary.

[kodi]

5. dont be foolish, allow your adversary to move first. then throttle him

if you 're gonna' do it, do it right. provoke the sob in a public place to attack you first. then you can beat the ever living shit out of him as you claim self-defense.

[banjosareunderrated]

8. aaaahhhhh....

you paint pretty pictures.

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[banjosareunderrated]

12. huh?

[Floogeldy]

14. I'm sorry. Perhaps you didn't hear me.

[banjosareunderrated]

18. no, I sure didn't. are you calling me a puke?

My name is Mike Ellison, I'm a 29 year-old registered democrat that lives at 26091 Sherwood, room 200, Warren MI, 48091. I'm a graduate of the University of Detroit High School and Loyola of Chicago. I worked on Sander Levin's campaign for state rep. and Clinton's first presidential run when I was 16 years old. You'll notice my place by the purple door and the dead LeBaron parked out front to piss of my neighbors. It looks like this:




And I'm a donating member of DU that agreed with your take on Eric Clapton a few months ago. Could you speak up?

[Floogeldy]

19. That's very impressive

Except for the "punching out" part.

Bush punched out Hussein for oil.

What's your excuse?

[banjosareunderrated]

20. my brother. He's been beaten up 5 times for his sexuality. the 5th one

left him in Beaumont for a week. Perhaps you didn't hear me, a fucking week.

The 6th will not happen. and I'll have no remorse if it brings me to blows.

floog, I have no quarrel with you. I like your posts and I agree that Eric Clapton owes people everywhere an apology. I'm sorry I dissed SG's but I'm a Paul guy and even in the land of Gibson, lines are drawn. but, please, don't equate willingness to fight and noobishness with being a freeper.

[Floogeldy]

21. Can someone explain this post to me?

Cavuto has been beaten up 5 times for his sexuality? In Beaumont for a week? The 6th will not happen but banjos wants to punch Cavuto out? No remores if it brings banjos to blows?

:crazy:

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[kittenpants]

11. I believe that's completely legal here in Florida. n/t

[texas1928]

13. Well I would help you.

I can not stand that smug little bastard. I would love to rip that fucking Eddie Munster point off of his head.

[emdee]

15. An inspirational story....

in my small town, a couple of men were having a feud (this is a true story). The feud went on and on for weeks. Then one day there they sit facing each other from different tables in the small-town cafe. One gets up, takes the Tabasco bottle from the table, and whacks the other man on the head - right there for all to see!

Of course, they go to court. The fine is $350. He said to the judge, "If I'd known it was so cheap, I'd have hit him twice." No joke.

I will gladly give several bucks toward your fine - it would be for a good cause!

LOL

emdee

[Maestro]

16. Damn straight!

I hate that futher mucker!

[JVS]

17. How could such an action be construed as random?

[Moderator]

23. Locking

This thread has gotten out of hand.