How can you think of funny witty

[gizmo1979]

things to say after reading the stuff on the other page.I get so mad at the things repugs pull,.So I come to the lounge to cool off but I'm so mad I can never think of anyting funny or witty to say.So,how do you do that?

[Book Lover]

1. Drinking helps

OK, that was just generic smartass reply #29.

[Kraklen]

2. Give me an example.

What's something that pissed you off?

[gizmo1979]

6. The worse is

the budget cuts for state aid for the poor attending UW madison.That really yanks my chain.

[Kraklen]

11. That does suck. Nothing funny about it.

So here's a funny picture.

[deutsey]

3. Laughter is a powerful weapon

"Will a day come when the race will detect the funniness of these juvenilities and laugh at them--and by laughing at them destroy them? For your race, in its poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon--laughter. Power, Money, Persuasion, Supplication, Persecution--these can lift at a colossal humbug,--push it a little-- crowd it a little--weaken it a little, century by century: but only Laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of Laughter nothing can stand." Mark Twain

[gizmo1979]

9. Excellent.

made me feel much better.I'm usually okay and can laugh stuff off but man lately,it's been crazy nuts.

[deutsey]

14. It happens...these are dark times

Laughter, though, can be a very potent remedy.

[Blue-Jay]

4. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

[sniffa]

5. just rip off my materiaL

[gizmo1979]

7. Okay that's a plan.nt

[Blue-Jay]

12. what materiaL?

you have materiaL?

[sniffa]

13. mos def

it's reaLLy onLy for the eLites to get though.

[Blue-Jay]

15. mos def has materiaL

AND a funny hat!

[sundog]

8. um, just stay here

[gizmo1979]

10. That might be a good idea.

But then I wouldn't feel like a good democrat,guilt is a bitch too.