Hot Mint Tea is better than sex

[Writer]

:donut:

I am enjoying, no immersed, in a cup as I type. I feel... divine!

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. There are times.

[Writer]

7. I'm about to cast aside all my belongings and go on a journey

to find my inner zen. Man, this stuff is quite the relaxer. Sex always calms me down, but hot mint tea blows it away.

[Kraklen]

2. Hot mint sex is better than hot mint tea.

So there.

[elperromagico]

5. No doubt at all about that.

[Kraklen]

13. Here's a pic. *Warning: adult situations*

[Writer]

15. Peppermints! Those vile harlots of relaxation!

Look at them, all red and white striped, flashing their sweet taste, tempting our taste buds with... evil!

Fie on them! May they be doused with water and melt!

[elperromagico]

19. Oh yeah!!! That's the hot stuff!

:freak:

[fricasseed_gourmet_rat]

31. Trojan makes "mint tingle condoms"

You can go to their Web site and request one for free.

[Writer]

36. Hmmm... perhaps I should ponder this...

:woohoo: it just might be the best orgasm ever :woohoo:

[elperromagico]

3. Umm... no it isn't.

:D

[Spinzonner]

4. You're not doing it right

The tea that is.

Sicko :-)

[BlondieK143]

6. I beg to differ.

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

9. Yeah yeah yeah, doubt all you want!

But here...

here... :donut:

have a sip!

Just one little sip!

Then you'll know exactly what I'm talkin' about!

[elperromagico]

10. Is the donut complimentary?

[Writer]

12. No the donut is a symbol for my current state of mind

Round and perfect, yet missing the central need to consume all things material.

Ahhhh... Buddha was right!

[elperromagico]

17. You know, the Zen philosopher Basho once said,

"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish."

:D

[Writer]

18. Well a danish my mind is not, for it is not fruity...

girled-up with silly swirls and superficial glazing. It is round, complete, and dusted with sugar.

[tjdee]

8. You probably get to have sex, don't you.

Bereft folks like me don't say things like that, LOL!

[Zomby Woof]

11. No it isn't

[Writer]

14. I am female...

our priorities are a little different...

... as is the location of our brains ;) ;) ;)

[Zomby Woof]

22. I believe there are many females who would differ

[nini]

28. I'm female too - tea doesn't even come close

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

30. I don't think with my genitals

but I'll take good sex over good tea any day! :D

[merh]

39. mmmmm, no they are not.

I think you have not had the right partner. ;-)

Can't see mint tea being better than sex, no, can't see it!

And I love tea. :shrug:

[bigwillq]

16. No it's not

IMO!:evilgrin:


But enjoy your tea!

[MidnightWind]

20. Damn! All I can say is that one's hell of a cup of tea you're drinking

there or you've had some really not-so-great sex in your day! I like tea but given the choice between tea and sex? I gotta go with sex!

[aeolian]

21. Have you had sex with your hot mint tea?

That would probably be very good.

[Writer]

37. Hmmm... interesting thought, but

I'd prefer not to burn myself :o

[SarahB]

23. Mint tea is nice and all...

but I'd probably disagree with you here. Enjoy your tea though. :toast:

[bleedingheart]

24. I have had mint tea...and I have to say that I disagree

[moof]

25. This sex you mention, ... is it solo or with another person ?

[Writer]

27. Oh honey, you know it all "happens" at once, don't you?

;)

[u4ic]

26. I've had the tea and prefer the sex........n/t

[Floogeldy]

29. Proof that men enjoy sex more than women!

B-)

[progmom]

32. I think you need to take a long hard look

at your sex life. :P

[Writer]

35. LOL - it's that good, you see...

but in a completely different way :P

[tigereye]

33. every now and then

that may be true. But not as a rule... ;)

[In_The_Wind]

34. not even close

[kodi]

38. apparently, either you ain't screwin' right or i'm drinkin' the wrong tea.

.

[leftofthedial]

40. you need to get out more

[Writer]

41. All of you are mean! Mean, I say!

You know not the joys I've partaken with my cup of hot mint tea. Instead you stand there, point your fingers, and judge me!

Are you not open to those with differing sexual appetites? Must I only be pleased with the usual?

You ridicule my new found "appetite" for hot mint tea, but alas it is you - YOU - who are missing the voluptuous delicacy that mint tea delivers cup by joyful cup.

Bah - fie on you all! May you live out the rest of your lives with boring, flavorless water.

:cry: