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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 05:28 PM
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I predict I will die as the result of a cat running between my legs.
What do you think your chances are of dying of hurried-feline-syndrome?
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 05:31 PM
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1. With 7 cats, it's a sucker's bet LOL
From the Rules for Cats Who Have a Household to Run:

WALKING. As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human(s), especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills.

:D
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happyslug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 05:33 PM
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2. Better than a Rat running between your legs.
I had to be four years old and I was sitting outside my parent's farm house with the rest of my family. The rat ran from between my legs trying to get to the cliff-side weeds about 20 feet away (the house was built on a mound so 20 feet from the edge of the house was a hillside going down to the swamp near the house). As I saw the rat run between my leg, My family dog ran from the far side of the house intercepted that rat before the rat was halfway across the yard and tossed that rat into the air at least twice before anyone realized what was happening (That dog just hated Rats). I still remember that incident and it was 40 years ago.
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