The Gratuitous Pulp Fiction-Quoting Thread

[Chichiri]

If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please. With sugar on top. Clean the fuckin' car.

[Madrone]

1. .....

Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car!

Winston Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.

[noahmijo]

2. Jules did you ever hear the expression when a man admits that he is

wrong he is immediately and completely forgiven did you ever hear that?


Get the fuck out my face with that shit muthafucka said that didn't have to be cleaning up itty bitty pieces a skull on account of your dumbass!

[Chichiri]

3. Yeah, I could blow.

Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!

[Turn CO Blue]

4. "Buddy Holly's not much of a waiter." n/t

[Turn CO Blue]

5. "Did you just order a five dollar shake?" n/t

[Turn CO Blue]

6. You know what call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? n/t

[robertpaulsen]

7. But I'm tryin', Ringo.

I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

[-..__...]

8. "Which one is your wallet? "

[aeolian]

9. I just shot Marvin in the face!

[Chichiri]

10. Did it involve the "F" word?

[bridgit]

11. "I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss...

"told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

[aeolian]

12. You're gonna go home, jerk off, and that's all you're gonna fuckin' do!

[nini]

13. I've never seen this movie

I may be the only one in the country who didn't :shrug:

[LibraLiz1973]

14. I had to crash that honda.

[Skittles]

15. "Would you hand me a towel, tulip?"

:D

[peekaloo]

16. You! Flock of Seagulls!