Loungers are truly weak flamers

[leftofthedial]

Even when you get a Lounger (Loungist?) riled, they just give a weak little reply that wouldn't dent cellophane.

[matcom]

1. oh YEAH?????

you have a scuff on one of your shoes you JERK! :grr:

[leftofthedial]

2. I scuffed it trying to glue a mirror to it so I could look up your skirt

LOL

[matcom]

3. bastard!!

you...you...you...




































JERK! x(

[trof]

4. Bully!

Go pick on somebody your own size.

[leftofthedial]

10. I know you are but what am I?

[trof]

13. I'm rubber and you're glue...

No...wait...
Sticks and stones...
Aw nevermind

[leftofthedial]

20. missed me!

nya nya nyah!

[sundog]

5. i am offended by your use of the word flamers!

:nuke:

[leftofthedial]

11. get over it

you care too much about flamers

[sundog]

15. stick it ass wipe

:bounce:

[leftofthedial]

21. yeah?

Well I'm telling.

[sundog]

31. then alert you lame mauthafucka!

:P

[leftofthedial]

34. lame? lame?

you're calling me lame?

you're . . .








you're . . .







you're . . .





toothless!

[sundog]

64. i was just modeling myself after your mutha

[BikeWriter]

6. Think so? Nanny nanny boo boo to you!

:(

[leftofthedial]

12. I got your nanny's boo boo right here pal

[BikeWriter]

36. Oh, my! You are so very evil. Eeeeeevil I say!

:(

[kedrys]

7. Oh you mean bastard you.

*yawn*

I despise you, I'm pretty shure. Or something. :P

[leftofthedial]

16. No, I mean "weak flamers"

Oh! you mean "mean," not "mean."

And you're calling me a, a, a . . .

a *bastard*?

Why, why, why . . .

well you are too!

[Misunderestimator]

8. Try me...

:P

[leftofthedial]

17. I'd love to

your place or mine?

;-)

[Misunderestimator]

22. SNAP!

[leftofthedial]

23. OWWWWW!

:-(

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Ha! That and a tin of sardines will get you nothing!!

You hooligan!!

[leftofthedial]

18. That's Mr. O'Hooligan to you

and your sardines

[leftofthedial]

14. zippo

nada

[Aristus]

19. Anyone who thinks so of we Loungers is:

A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy-worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson glassgazing super-serviceable finical rogue, one-trunk inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.

:nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke:


Thank you, Will Shakespeare, master of flamers! :-)B-)

[leftofthedial]

24. broken meats?

broken meats?

Okay, who broke Aristus' meat?


Shakespeare? Shakespeare?

I've been flamed by better!

[Aristus]

29. Oh yeah?

By whom?

Better than Shakespeare? I don't think so. B-)

[leftofthedial]

33. well, like that one dude over in GD

"A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!" he said

[BikeWriter]

47. Say what? The cur!

:(

[leftofthedial]

52. an insipid cur

indeed

[Aristus]

59. The Devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon!

Ah, Shakespearean invective! There's nothing like it! B-)

[leftofthedial]

60. cream-faced loon?

that's invective?

perhaps to an impotent fop.

Or a Canadian.

[Aristus]

61. Or a Scot. Not a lot of sun up there in the Highlands.

The quote is from "MacBeth".

[NoPasaran]

62. Thy bones are hollow; impiety has made a feast of thee.

Shakespearean Insulter

[nicknameless]

72. Great link!

I liked this one:
"Thou pribbling rough-hewn codpiece!" :D

[nicknameless]

73. And ...

Your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the Great.
(From: Measure for Measure)
:D

[leftofthedial]

63. Out damned Spot!

Lady Macbeth to her Chihuahua.

[Mojambo]

25. Seeing as how flamers are kind of bottom-feeders of the internet community

I'm kind of okay with that.

[leftofthedial]

35. failure to grasp the intrinsic irony alert

[Mojambo]

45. Oh, I get it.

It's just the whole idea behind flaming has always struck me as so... unproductive.

"Hey, I'm on the internet and no one can see me, so I'm going to be an even bigger ass than I ever would be out in the real world."

Maybe I'm just a killjoy, but among the things I hate most about internet communication is the whole idea that people need to "flame" each other...

In the old days they just called that being an asshole.

[leftofthedial]

53. well, by definition

if you are an even bigger ass, then an asshole is involved

[sakabatou]

26. Really?

COnsidering that, before DU was published, I was one of the most feared flamers on many message boards.

[leftofthedial]

38. yeah, and I had to walk uphill both ways in the blowing snow

just to post

lose your cane grandma?

[fleabert]

27. Have you met skittles?

SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

I, on the other hand, just want us all to get along.

unless of course it's something I know a lot about and you/they are TOTALLY wrong. I will jump in and fight tooth and nail...

[leftofthedial]

39. see what I mean, everyone?

weak . . .


;-P

[fleabert]

46. Fuck you!

you're stupid, and you're ugly!

;-P

[leftofthedial]

51. but I smell good!

you, you, you ... mean person.

[fleabert]

69. that's not what yo

mama says! you stink.

(I am actually a very nice person, if I do say so myself)

[leftofthedial]

75. n-i-i-i-i-i-i-ce!

I'll say!

[aeolian]

28. Hey, Fuck you, puss bag!

What the fuck rock did you crawl out from under?



...yeah, you're right...my heart just wasn't into it...here, have a beer. :beer: :toast:

[leftofthedial]

40. the beer better be stronger than that Coors Lite flame . . .

:-O

[JimmyJazz]

30. You've read my posts, haven't you?

*slinks away in shame*

[leftofthedial]

41. okay.

just as long as you slink back

[flvegan]

32. Toss my salad, bitch.

[leftofthedial]

42. you're a couple of croutons short of a caesar there fivegan

but then you are a Loungian

[Tsiyu]

37. Yeah *sigh* I'm trying to work on that assertiveness thing

It just doesn't come easy to some of us.

We're shy :hide:

So go easy on us, 'kay?

[leftofthedial]

44. assertive?

what kind of namby pamby sociology minor crap is that?

:-)

y'all are about as shy as a bunch of sailors on shore leave

[LastKnight]

43. we be lovers, not fighters.

aint our way... just sit back, grab yourself somethin to drink or some munchies... kick it and chill... its the lounge... leave your weapons at the door.

-LK

[leftofthedial]

55. I got something for you to grab

right here pal!


check THAT at the door!

[AlGore-08.com]

48. Well... um... You're a great big baby doing the potty dance!

So there! :P

[leftofthedial]

56. and you're a poop head

[AlGore-08.com]

65. OH YEAH??? WELL.... I'M TELLING YOUR MOM ON YOU!!!!

There.

I trust I've proven my point.

[leftofthedial]

67. lotd slinks away

shamed to his core


BY A POOP HEAD!

[AlGore-08.com]

70. A poop head - - WHO KICKED YOUR FLUBBER BUTT!!

Neener - neener- neener! :P

[leftofthedial]

76. waaaaaahhhh!

poop head

[micrometer_50]

49. You're right; this is all I got:

[leftofthedial]

58. whoa! and honest LIEburl!

stop the presses

[DrGonzoLives]

50. You're full of shit

Honestly, you're so full of shit you're busting at the seams. I would suggest covering your house in plastic to save on the cleanup costs once you finally do explode.

[leftofthedial]

54. your house is probably still covered in plastic and duct tape

from the good old Tom Ridge days.









So there.

[Guy Fawkes]

57. Boulderdash, you wanker!

[leftofthedial]

77. I'm not blind yet

you nincompoop

[tinfoilinfor2005]

66. I just got flamed at GD...

plus stabbed, clubbed and turned inside out. And that was just one guy...boy, those people are good.

[I Have A Dream]

68. That's because we're just hanging out and kicking back.

Feeling Groovy (59th Street Bridge Song)
(Paul Simon)

Slow down, you move too fast
You got to make the mornin' last
Just kickin' down the cobblestones
Lookin' for fun and feelin' groovy

Hello lamppost, what'cha knowin'
I've come to watch your flowers growin'
Ain'tch got no rhymes for me?
Doot-in-doo-doo, feelin' groovy?

Got no deeds to do, no promises to keep
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready for sleep
Let the morningtime drop all its petals on me
Life I love you, all is groovy

-----------------------------------------------------------------

Words and music by Paul Simon, copyright 1966 by the author.

[SOteric]

71. Yep. And GDers totally suck

at being mellow.

:hi:

[nicknameless]

74. Be properly insulted by the "Third grade insult generator"

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/182