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Yit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 07:52 AM
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Ok, fess up der PUNK! What da hell you hidin' under dat der bed?
Well nothing now because I changed bedrooms. But in my old room I had shoes, collectibles, boxes filled with paperwork, weights, baseball bat, pictures of my life, rope, oh and can't forget me PORN! I mean, that's where it goes right? It says so in the manual. If ya don't believe me, check out your SOP for storing porn. So what about you? Whatcha hidin'?
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Eagle_Eye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 07:54 AM
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1. Smith and Wesson Magnum handgun
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Yit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:03 AM
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4. Note to self:
Don't break into Eagle_Eye's house!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 07:55 AM
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2. a few dead trolls; the bridge couldn't hold 'em any more
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Yit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:09 AM
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5. Sure glad you could clear the bridge!
:evilgrin:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:10 AM
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6. That's sad.
:(


:P
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Yit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:12 AM
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7. How so?
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 07:58 AM
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3. They have porn offline now?
Well I'll be damned.
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Yit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:14 AM
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9. Yeah. For those moments when your PC crashes.
:bounce:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:16 AM
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10. That could come in handy...ummm...no pun intended.
Might have to look into that.
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Yit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:20 AM
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11. Not to mention
When you turn the page, a billion other pages DON'T try to catch your eye. Just one page at a time. Ahhhhhh.
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NuttyFluffers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:13 AM
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8. dust bunnies
copulating something fierce, i might add. downright pornographic, i'd say.
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Yit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:31 AM
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12. I store my dust bunnies
in the closet. Keep'em behind closed doors.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:33 AM
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13. Nothing, thanks to a brand-new ultra-low bed frame we just bought
It eats shins something fierce if you're not paying attention, though. :P
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Yit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:49 AM
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14. Sorry to hear
that ya have to wear shin guards when you're in the boom-boom room.
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