REALLY the last post from me...who would think it fun to get sex toys from
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:07 PM
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REALLY the last post from me...who would think it fun to get sex toys from
my mom? Seriously....I'm not joking. She wants to go into the sex toy biz. (I hope this explains A LOT to you all hehehhehehe)
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:09 PM
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Sheesh! And no, I wouldn't mind at all.
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:12 PM
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There's a House vote coming up that he shouldn't miss! :evilgrin:
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:10 PM
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I would really like to meet your mom, kheph! :D
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:13 PM
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She was a republican until Bush....but she was one of those fooled middle-class people who only heard the news in bits. 3 months into Bush and she turned radical left. hehehehe But she's always been sexually open. The day after I lost my virginity she held a party for me. hehehehehehe
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:11 PM
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3. From YOUR mom? But I don't even know her....
Actually, the sex toy biz seems to be booming...might be a smart move.
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:11 PM
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If she's a good salesperson, she'll be performing a valuable service :D
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:12 PM
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5. Uh, you switch from Nancy Pelosi to sex toys in a jiffy
dontcha? Come to think of it Nancy fits your type. Am I right?
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:15 PM
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8. Nah...I just got a call from mom
telling me about her sex parties.... hehehehe how many sons can say their mom is holding sex parites and not be ashamed? man, I'l LOL over here....but it is all true.
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:17 PM
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9. I've gotta admit that makes me laugh.
I hope she does well in her new endeavor.
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:42 PM
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12. Her first words on finding out I was no longer a virgin?
"Wow...she almost sucked your entire neck into her mouth, didn't she?" (My "first" was fond of hickies)
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:19 PM
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10. Okay. How old is your mom? I mean, lets put this in perspective
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:39 PM
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so she's something like 56. Yeah, I'm a typical man. I don't do birthdays...I just make sure I remember them. July 19th for her.
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:43 PM
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13. Hey man, any occupation you like is a good occupation
right? Ask her if she has the "Monster Mammoth Genuine Plastic Cock of Fun" in McLargehuge size for me.
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:47 PM
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14. Send me a mail if you are seriious
If nothing else, I'm sure she's have something that....eerrrrrrrrr....fits. :-)
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:49 PM
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15. no man, just poking fun
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:51 PM
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16. It'd be pretty fun to get sex toys from your mom.
I'd have no end of issues to deal with if I got sex toys from my mom though. You're much more well adjusted than I am.
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