Were getting close to capacity in the lounge. Sign in at the desk please.

[Yit]

Have ID ready.

[billyskank]

1. We dont need no steenking badgees!

[Yit]

2. You are right. We don't.

But the fire department could have this place shut down for code violations.

[Lars39]

3. Why, has the fire marshall issued a warning?

:shrug:

[Yit]

4. Not yet.

But better be on the safe side and take a head count.

[BroadwayBrat]

5. Here - #1

:)

[Yit]

6. You have to go to the bathroom?

[BroadwayBrat]

7. Very Funny...

:(

[Yit]

8. You said Number 1.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Present and accounted for, Mr. Yit!

No smart-ass comebacks, now, if you please! :evilgrin:

[Yit]

17. Uhhh... Ok. I couldn't actually come up with any.

How you doin'?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

31. I'm good, thanks!

I'm also amazed that I couldn't get a rise out of you! You are normally so quick on the trigger...lol

I went to the gym this AM and it was HARD today...but this lady needs to shed some serious pounds, about 20 more of the little bastards...

Your post count is rising nicely...I better look out; you might catch up when I'm not looking!

[Yit]

35. If you want, I can come up with something witty to say, Muffin.

I'm not catching up with your post count anytime soon.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

36. You just did, Yit!

You are one funny, witty guy! It's good talking with you...We'll see about the post count. I'll be gone for nearly 3 weeks starting June 23 or so, and I won't be back until July 13...so you'll have quite a lot of time to do some serious catching up!

:hi:

[Yit]

37. I hope you'll be gone on a relaxing trip.

Maybe you could stuff me in your suitcase.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

39. ROFLMFAO!

Sorry dahling, but I think my husband might object! I don't think you'd fit in my suitcase anyhow...but thank you for that sweet offer...Plus, I'm too old for you...:evilgrin:

[Yit]

40. Ahhh, but your young at heart, right?

:yourock:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

41. Oh, yesssss.....

I am VERY young at heart....just not anywhere else....(psst...I'm 61)


:evilgrin:

:yourock: as well!

[Arugula Latte]

10. Okay: "Mr. and Mrs. John Smith"

There ya go.

[Yit]

18. Angelina and Brad? Is that you?

[Arugula Latte]

29. What gave it away? Our full, pouty lips?

[Richardo]

11. "Mahatma Kane Jeeves"

:)

[progmom]

12. i'll leave

i appear to be pissing someone off today anyway.

[Yit]

19. Naw, don't go. Stay please.

[jandrok]

13. Is it ok if I sign in under my new porn actor pseudonym?

Hugh G. Rection? I like to maintain my privacy, after all.

[Richardo]

14. English porn star "Randy Johnson"

:)

[jandrok]

16. heheheh Good one. (n/t)

[Yit]

21. Not a problem. Remember this is a "head" count.

[jandrok]

38. Very punny! (n/t)

[DrDebug]

15. Crunch, Captain

ID: 532-235890-23468975-2313409346-32430821477802344b

[Yit]

22. Where are your berries?

[DrDebug]

25. Here

[Yit]

26. Ahh, what big berries you have.

[DrDebug]

32. You gotta eat before the bar opens

And it'll soon be Lounge Bar with Free Drinks!

[Yit]

34. Not until we get this count.

[underpants]

20. Seth signing in

:hi:

[Yit]

23. Ahhh Seth. Did you get those skid marks out?

[StopTheMorans]

24. i think we could use 1 or 2 fewer; one can only hope...

[Yit]

27. Any suggestions?

[StopTheMorans]

28. present company included?

:shrug:

[Yit]

30. Sure.

[StopTheMorans]

33. naw.

[Orsino]

42. Mr. & Mrs. Etaoin Shrdlu

There's a shiny new nickel if you can name the sci-fi reference.