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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 11:46 AM
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For my 5000th post, I invite DU to photoshop me.
This is me.



Make it embarassing. Make it absurd. Make me look like a fucking fool. I *know* y'all got the goods. If it's amatuerish and MS Paint-like, fine, more points awarded for insult than professionalism. Here's an example to help get the "fuck that asthmaticeog asshole" juices flowing:



Attack.
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oneold1-4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 11:58 AM
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1. Reborn not cloned
Know of a friend who creates reborns (dolls)and your facial features appear ideal for this(re) creation! If we could do this (redo) with all the DUers it should scare some republicans! LOL
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 11:59 AM
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2. Yodelmaticeog?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:00 PM
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3. Oh, I can yodel, baby.
If you know what I mean.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:01 PM
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4. Scrote-yodeling doesn't count.
:evilgrin:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:02 PM
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5. Oh. Never mind, then.
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Shrubhater Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:03 PM
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6. No, I dont know what you mean.
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:09 PM
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7. My co-worker said this was too cruel.
So naturally I couldn't resist.

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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:11 PM
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8. He's an Indians fan, you fool!
:P
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:22 PM
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10. hee hee!
:thumbsup:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:54 PM
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33. LOL!
Yes, that is just plain CRUEL.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:11 PM
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9. Lazy photoshop...
Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 12:12 PM by gmoney


On edit: looks a little like Garrison Keillor
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:40 PM
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15. Looks like Jay Leno on acid in this one.
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:22 PM
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11. You are just too cute to photoshop!
Although you as a mountain climber is pretty adorable.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:23 PM
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12. Proving my theory: the ladies, they love the lederhosen.
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:36 PM
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13. That's right, I'm a sucker for a man in lederhosen!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:39 PM
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14. Even Scott Baio?
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:50 PM
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16. Come on. I'm not that kinky!
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:52 PM
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17. This is the best I could do.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 01:20 PM
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21. Awesome.
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:31 PM
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28. You know, I rarely actually laugh out loud
at this kind of stuff. I think the hat is what put me over the edge.


Thanks for that!
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:34 PM
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29. My Pleasure.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:57 PM
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18. Wow how long ago was your sig line picture taken?
Quite the change
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 01:03 PM
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19. Zombie?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 01:41 PM
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23. Much power I sense in you.
Ooops - sorry, I mean BRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSSS....
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 01:05 PM
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20. Somebody's gotta hit this one!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 01:47 PM
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25. He's naughty. Yes he is.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:11 PM
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26. I said....."He's naw-tay!!!"
:mad:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:00 PM
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30. Man. There's a lot of jerks not replying to you.
:hug:
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 04:00 PM
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35. Louis Black? Looks like him to ME! Heh. n/t
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 01:29 PM
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22. Crap. No photoshop at work.

x(

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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:28 PM
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27. Me neither!
Just a lot of whiny slackers. :cry:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 01:43 PM
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24. The best I could do on short notice:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:01 PM
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31. What is that? A Rorschach test?
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:55 PM
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34. I think he looks like him too
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:48 PM
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32. Ok
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 04:07 PM
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36. Here, let me try one .....hee, hee....



I hope I didn't offend you, I always thought MM was adorable too!
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