The Cantering Crouton of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"So, maybe, . . . I was thinking, . . . like . . . if you didn't hit me and everything so much . . . you know . . . then maybe you could treat me like an adult . . . and I didn't mean you had to salute me . . . I mean, not really . . . maybe just with your eyes . . . or at least not hit me when we're alone . . . oh gee . . . you're just waiting to get me inside aren't you? . . . Oh man, I'm sorry Dick . . . geez, what Iwas I thinking? . . . I mean I'll never do it again . . .awwww"

[GOPisEvil]

1. Dick: You sniveling putz.

You can't get a press conference right with Karl Rove speaking every word into your ear. I don't know how your daddy talked me into this crap. If I'd just stayed CEO of Halliburton I'd get a big ass bonus for all the profits you're making them.

[underpants]

2. Dick:I SAID one step behind an on my LEFT!!!!

You moran.

[7th_Sephiroth]

4. suddenly

thier radio-belts warned them of muslims happy somewhere. Suddenly they produced rings from thier pockets, and brought them together. "Evil twin powers, activate, form of pure evil"

[underpants]

3. Jesus George did your parents grow up in the same house?

:bounce:

[Hubert Flottz]

5. "I thought I was Cheap Dick, stealing your wife flowers from a ....

graveyard is even more better than raiding Social Security to pay Halliburton's reconstruction contracts! Hoover would be proud of us!"

[cosmicdot]

6. W: so, you've been hiding here, in the White House, all the time ...

... fool me once ...

[soupkitchen]

7. One thing us Texans know is how to piss without using our hands

[cosmicdot]

8. W: ... and, then, Bremer begged not to be sent back ...

... calling it a turkey shoot ... and, Wolfie called ... long distance ... to complain ... I told him to put on a bullet-proof vest and walk his ass around town ... and, the fires were set-off without a hitch in California ... so, that's about it chief ...

[pansypoo53219]

9. did i say it right?

i called on the reporters on your list right. i think i told them what you told me to.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

10. "Say Dick, don't ya think it's about time that you and Poppy and

the other fellers let me come to that Bohemian Grove thing and get the instructions for world domination from the lizard aliens?"

"Georgie, the only thing we really do there is just get drunk and dress in drag."

"Aw hell Dick! Karl says I can only do that by myself on accounta the Fundies!"

[skip fox]

11. We sigh and wave farewell as daytime's captions

recede into memory, fade, and are swallowed whole
by time's insatiable appetite. Our small sadness
is soon assuaged by the lighting of lamps, a spring night,
and minds that wake, fire up vast circuitries
to bring themselves to diamond clarity
that they might inscribe new captions
on the abyss, the maw that outlasts life, a sweet
sign, at least, of man's faith and ever going forth.



:bounce:

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

12. Good night sweet captions!

And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!