Suzy, Suzy...Suzy Suzy...Suzy...

[WilliamPitt]

Suzy Greenberg.

:)

[Droopy]

1. Still got insomnia?

[WilliamPitt]

5. Nah, just up

I got four great nights of sleep in a row. Kinda a record lately. But it's the long weekend, and I'm up. :)

[Droopy]

9. Cool

I'm glad things are going better now. I've struggled with insomnia in the past and I know how much it can take out of you.

If you are wondering what I'm doing up right now it's just my wacky work schedule. I'll go to sleep as soon as I lay down some time this morning.

[Guaranteed]

2. Man, what are you doing up this late?

You're supposed to be respectable, representing the finest of DU. :)

[WilliamPitt]

3. Yurk

[Guaranteed]

4. Whatever it is, you're fine.

Seriously.

Get to bed. :)

[WilliamPitt]

6. I'm good

nerfle blug fleeb *twitch* freemasons run the country gurble nuf twee...

[Skip Intro]

7. Do you know what time it is?

:D

[Dogmudgeon]

8. Who's Suzy Greenberg?

I'm going grocery shopping now (before the evil cancer orb comes out, attended by its legions of crazed holiday shopping zombies). I will expect an answer by six AM EST.

Otherwise, my head will explode.*

--p!
*Adding significantly to the carbon emissions problem

[WilliamPitt]

13. Listen to Phish

and learn. :)

[Dogmudgeon]

18. I've listened to about half of Phish's catalog

Which can mean only one thing:
It's on the other half. :think:

--p!
And the Kyoto Signatories thank you.

[stellanoir]

10. okay

I've been up all night after doing a late night gig in Hartford and I'm not gonna make any sense whatsoever.

In my sleep deprived state, I humbly think it's a great article. But who the heck is Suzy? A woman of that name who I often referred to as Sooz, summarily interfered severely with my life.

Beware of the Sooz. . .Beware of the Sooz. . .!!!

I'm kidding of course and would never discriminate against someone based on their handle alone. OMG I must get some sleep. It's almost sunrise. :hi:

Will, I'm going to bug you after you get back from LA. I swear.

[MrScorpio]

11. Aliens, man! It's fuckin' Aliens.

They control everything!

[stellanoir]

12. Oh shit

don't go blaming the aliens. They're just so totally random. And besides they control most of the universe. We're just the "out patient ward for the universe." They've got it far more together than we. Weeeeeee.

I've documentation on this, honestly.

[MrScorpio]

14. No, man. You're wrong

They're even more fucked up than we are. Yeah, it's true. True!

I mean, think about it. They come, what, 100 billion fuckin' light years, to our planet... And what do they do? I said, what do they do?

I'll tell you what they do... THEY FUCK WITH US! That's what they do. They come 100 billion light years just to fuck with us.

I know why they fuck with us. They come 100 billion fuckin' light years and what do they find when they get here? This shit hole. We're the fuckin' armpit of the galaxy. That's what they find. Oh, it looks all pretty and blue and green off from the distance... Looks like a nice place to hang out and party.

But they get closer and closer. And they start picking up our radio and television broadcasts. They get a taste of what we look and sound like. They first see George Burns and Lucy and they think, hey these guys look like a bunch of funny motherfuckers. It's gonna be fun. And then they pick up sixties broadcasts, you know the Beverly Hillbillies and the Flintstones. Now we really get their hopes up.

But then at that time the Vietnam-fucking-War starts and it starts to go down hill. Nixon is on TV, then Watergate. Then you got Oil hikes and Reagan... Fucking Reagan, man. That was fucked up.

It mellows out a little in the nineties and they think, maybe it's getting better. But, oh nooooo, Bush has got to get his ass elected. And then they're thinking, these people are idiots.

By that time, they're REALLY pissed. And what do they do when they get here? They fuck with us.

Aliens, man. Pissed off aliens.

That's what it is.

[hfojvt]

15. like the special edition of "The Abyss"?

Have you seen that?
Aliens deep in the ocean.

[MrScorpio]

16. No, not like the Abyss

That's just a fuckin' movie

These aliens are different.

They call themselves "Republicans".

[hfojvt]

17. would that we could blame them on aliens

I am afraid they are "human, all too human". The part of our species totally deserving of a two mile high tidal wave.

[WilliamPitt]

19. The both of you, shut up

and listen to Phish. :)

[MrScorpio]

20. Yeah, Phish...

A bunch of Dead wannabes

[WilliamPitt]

21. Nah

Bunch of Oxycontin rednecks who can play better.

But they ain't the Dead.