I'm drinking a Mickey's wide mouth. Ask me anything.

[Magrittes Pipe]

But be forewarned, the obvious question will be answered by this photo:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Throw the bottle like a hand grenade when you're done.

That's the proper method for disposal.

[Magrittes Pipe]

Okay.

Should I hit dolo amber in the temple?

[GOPisEvil]

14. Just get it close.

As long as it lands in the vicinity, she'll get hit by the shrapnel.

Scream "INCOMING" too. Why not?

[asthmaticeog]

2. Too drunk already to navigate a REAL bottle, Hedges?

[Magrittes Pipe]

No.

[enigmatic]

3. Dude!!!

God, I miss drinking Mickey's since I moved up here; it's one of the very few things I miss. Can you send me any?

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. No.

Shipping's a bitch.

[enigmatic]

16. Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

I'll to stick to my moonshine then; oy!

[Droopy]

4. Why don't you drink a real beer?

Like Budweiser.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. I'd rather drink my own urine than Budweiser.

In other words, Mickey's.

[AntiCoup2K4]

31. Budweiser is a real beer like Mary Landrieu is a real Democrat.

Mickey's might be horrible, but at least it can get you drunk. Buttweiper does nothing but gives you an excuse to exercize. Running to the bathroom every 5 minutes to piss out 12 ounces of water. Which causes the alcohol to metabolize before it can do what you paid it to.

[GirlinContempt]

5. Wanna come over?

I'm kinda bored

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. It's a bit of a drive....

[GirlinContempt]

10. Yeah... but

I think I'm worth it.
I have a wicked collection of TMNT movies

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. I'm sure you are.

I saw the pic thread. ;)

[GirlinContempt]

17. I've seen your

sweet chops. *drool*

Sooooooo come over? ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. I've seen your

ridiculous eyes.

And I mean ridiculous in a good way.

[GirlinContempt]

19. How exactly

do you mean that in a good way?

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Ridiculousy piercing.

Ridiculously breathtaking.

[GirlinContempt]

21. You have me

squirming in my seat here, doll. :blush:

Come over. :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. You do realize...

...that my lady is probably reading this thread as we speak.

At least have the decency to invite her over as well. ;)

[GirlinContempt]

24. Come come come!

I figured she would be ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Load up the RV, ma!

We's headin' ta Canada!

[GirlinContempt]

28. WooHoo!

Yee Haw!

[dolo amber]

30. I'm playing with my new headphones and getting even more

Felix da Housecat...I can't be bothered with your affairs, Hedges. :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. You clearly are not wearing headphones.

Did you have too many Mickey's, dear?

[dolo amber]

35. I've had one

Thus, yes.

[GirlinContempt]

34. So you

aren't coming? :(

[dolo amber]

39. I really can't make the obvious remark here

:7

Even though the fun is no longer over, I shouldn't push my luck. ;)

[GirlinContempt]

52. Mmmm

I hear ya ;)

please COME over :P

[maveric]

9. Expect really stinky farts, diarrhea and a terrible hangover tomorrow.

That shit is lethal.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. You mean my usual Sunday?

Okay.

[PittPoliSci]

12. a fine choice.

my record? i once drank a 40 of mickey's in 5 minutes.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. That's nothing.

Try it with OE.

[PittPoliSci]

23. i'm not familiar with OE.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Olde English 800.

:puke:

[PittPoliSci]

27. i'm not that brave.

i had some kinda crazy ass malt liquor a few weeks ago that was something like 11%. I don't remember what it was called though.

[Zuni]

37. OE beats the hell out of Mickeys

Mickeys is the worst shit on earth

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. No. This is the wost shit on earth:

[AntiCoup2K4]

38. I don't drink brass monkey, like the beat funky.....

n.w.a. LYRICS
8 Ball

Verse One: Eazy-E

I don't drink brass monkey, like the beat funky
Nickname Eazy-E your 8 ball junkie
Bass drum kicking, to show my shit
Rap a hole in my dick, boy, I don't quit
Crowd rocking motherfucker from around the way
I got a six shooter yo mean brave
Rolling through the hood to find the boys
Kick dust and cuss crank up some noise
Police on my drawers, I have to pause
40 ounce in my lap and it's freezing my balls
Hook a right turn and let the boys go past
then I say to myself, "They can kiss my ass"
Hip to get drunk got the 8 in my lips
Put in the old tape Marvin Gaye's greatest hits
Turn the shit up had the bass cold whomping
Cruising through the east side south of Compton
See a big ass and I say word
I took a look at the face, and the bitch was to the curb
Hoes on my tip for the title I'm holding
Eazy-E's fucked up and got the 8 ball rolling

Verse Two: Eazy-E

Riding on Slauson looking for Crenshaw
Turned down the sound to ditch the law
Stopped at a light and had a fit
Cause a Mexican almost wrecked my shit
Flipped his ass off put it to the floor
Bottle was empty so I went to the store
Nigga on tip cause I was drunk
See a sissy ass punk had to go in my trunk
Reached inside cause it's like that
Came back out with a silver gat
Fired at the punk and it was all because
I had to show the nigga what time it was
Pulled out the jammy and like a mirage
A sissy like that got out of Dodge
Sucka on me cause the title I'm holding
Eazy-E's fucked up and got the 8 Ball rolling

Verse Three: Eazy-E

Olde English 800 cause that's my brand
Take it in a bottle, 40, quart, or can
Drink it like a madman yes I do
Fuck the police and a 5-0 too
Stepped in the park I was drunk as hell
Three bitches already said, "Eric your breath smells!"
40 ounce in hand that's what I got
"Yo man you see Eazy urlin' in the parking lot?"
Stepped on your foot cold dissed your hoe
Asked her to dance and she said, "Hell No!"
Called her a bitch cause that's the rule
Boyz n tha Hood trying to keep me cool
Tell my homeboy you wanna kick my butt
I walked in your face and we get on up
I start dropping the dogs and watch you fall
Just dumb full of cum got knocked out cold
"Make you look sick you snotty nosed prick!
Now your fly bitche is all over his dick!"
Punk got dropped cause the title I'm holding
Eazy-E's fucked up and got the 8 ball rolling

Verse Four: Eazy-E

Pass the brew mother fucker while I tear shit up
and yall listen up close to roll call
Eazy-E's in the place I got money and juice
Rendezvous with me and we make the deuce
Dre makes the beats so goddamn funky
Do the Olde 8 fuck the brass monkey
Ice Cube writes the rhymes, that I say
Hail to the niggaz from CIA
Crazy D is down and in effect
We make hard core jams so fuck respect
Make a toast all you punks to the title I'm holding
Eazy-E's fucked up and got the 8 ball rolling

[AntiCoup2K4]

29. How can you drink that shit?

It's been a while, but if I remember correctly, that stuff resembled skunk piss even more than Old English 800.

Which reminds me.....I need to get some real beer myself :beer:

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. See the picture in the OP.

[xmas74]

36. Does it still have a heavy upchuck factor?

Seems like I used to puke after a couple of them.
Is is still really cheap?

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. Yes.

And yes.

[Zuni]

41. I think King Cobra or Hurricane is Cheaper

and better tasting

[xmas74]

57. Then I know what to buy next payday.

[Beware the Beast Man]

42. Mmm....puke grenades.

:beer:

[Magrittes Pipe]

44. I think I have to go to the toilet.

[Beware the Beast Man]

45. I hope the seat is padded.

And take a pillow with you. I remember Mickey's well. Ah, the memories... :hurts:

[Magrittes Pipe]

47. I don't remember Mickey's at all.

I know I haven't had any to drink since high school; but as far as memories go, this may as well be the first time.

[Beware the Beast Man]

49. Not me. I remember every embarrassing moment.

Especially the night in high school I polished off 1/2 a case of 8-Ball 40's. I didn't puke, but the next morning I wished I was dead.

[Rabrrrrrr]

46. I haven't had one of those since I bought some in Ohio

two decades ago.

[Magrittes Pipe]

48. I bought some in Ohio a decade and a half ago.

That's the last.

[Floogeldy]

50. You don't plan on sticking any body parts in the wide mouth later, do you?

I should hope not.

B-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

51. I'll have to recuse myself from answering this question.

[Beware the Beast Man]

53. You did it already, didn't you?

:wow:

[Floogeldy]

54. Looks like Whoisalhedges is now drinking a Cream Stout.

B-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

55. Oh, please.

The bottle was empty.

[PittPoliSci]

56. i just bought a case of mickey's.

so i'll be joining you in malt liquor land soon.