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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 12:00 PM
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What I learned from watching porn
I'd post it, but it would get pulled in a sec

I had another life before DU and I was really naughty

PM me if you want to read some funny shit.
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 12:04 PM
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1. I learned that most incredibly good looking women
are lesbian or at least bi - :sarcasm:
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w8liftinglady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 12:13 PM
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2. I learned that after 5 minutes...
it's really irrelevant whether you "look" like you are enjoying yourself(I have seen more bored women in straight porn...)
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 05:16 PM
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3. To be a "Tricky Talker" or.....
Edited on Sat May-28-05 05:17 PM by GalleryGod
:wow: "a cunning linguist" :wow:

thanks to the Great John Leslie :woohoo:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 05:17 PM
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4. I just wish Mark Davis would get out of the business
uuuuuuuh uuuuuuuuuh huuuuuuuuuuuu
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 05:27 PM
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5. Talk about someone who's changed
When he started out he had hair, was pretty fit and dressed well. Actually looked like a proper English stud.

Then after being the States for a few years, he gained a pot belly, shaved off all his hair and dresses like a slob.

Maybe he needs to go back to the Jolly Ol' for a recharge.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 09:02 PM
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6. Him and
Jon Dough

Both 'calling it in'

I've seen women pornstars look bored, but those two redefine boredom.

According the reviews anyway :crazy:
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Spacemom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 09:26 PM
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7. What I've learned from watching Porn
Plot is irrelavant. :evilgrin:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 09:27 PM
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8. Scorp, I PMed you!
I'm waiting. :)
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 02:08 AM
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35. perv
:)
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 09:29 PM
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9. I learned that all boobies are fake
Edited on Sat May-28-05 09:30 PM by primate1
Oh, and that I should become a plumber or a cable guy.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 09:38 PM
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10. That even if you are a pale, lumpy white guy with an average size penis
Edited on Sat May-28-05 09:39 PM by RagingInMiami
You can still get laid by fine looking women.

Not that I've ever watched Ed Power's Dirty Debutante series

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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:06 PM
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11. First time I've ever seen "Ed Powers"
and "average size" in the same sentence... :)
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 12:04 AM
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12. I learned that women can make men do anything. Anything.
You and I are probably watching different porn.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 12:08 AM
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13. The watches is what gets me.
All the guys in the old porn wore watches. Here they are, buck naked, but they never take off the watch. It becomes a symbol of power and authority. These are busy men. They don't have all day to be standing around fucking beautiful women. They have Things To Do. They are Masters of the Universe, after all.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 12:12 AM
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14. "Power and Authority?"
These are PORN STARS we're talking about. The only ability they have to lord over others is how long they can stay hard. The guys make a LOT less than the women, too.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 12:13 AM
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15. I didn't really want to have this conversation here
You know why
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 12:17 AM
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16. I hear ya. Shuttin' up.
:thumbsup:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 12:20 AM
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18. I'm talking about image and perception, not reality
God help us all if I ever start talking about reality.
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earthboundmisfit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 12:20 AM
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17. I learned lots of fun things to do...
actually I'd already thought of most of 'em myself...
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:01 AM
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19. That I've seen Tom Byron's erect penis as much as I have seen my own
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:06 AM
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22. You're trying to get my thread locked
Ain't ya?
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:16 AM
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24. Locked???!!!
Man, I don't go in for any of that crazyass bondage shit :)
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:04 AM
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20. R. Bolla was the Robert Duvall of Porn...
I wonder what he's doing these days; if Hershel Savage can still have a carrer, Bolla can..
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:18 AM
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25. And Jamie Gillis was the Harvey Keitel of porn
Have a really strange role? Jamie was your man.
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:21 AM
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27. Oh God, yes....
Some of the stuff he did w/ Serena was flat-out crazy! Hell of an actor, though....
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:05 AM
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21. And what the hell is up with that cameraman?!?!
Like the private link I just read from Scorpio, why do they think we want to see the guy's face? He's cheap meat from the street. We don't CARE if he's having a good time. In fact, one could postulate that the viewer's pleasure is in inverse proportion to the visible pleasure of the male co-star.
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kittykatkoffeekup Donating Member (385 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:09 AM
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23. I used to like porn until I saw this guy
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Singular73 Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:20 AM
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26. What I learned is...
that it eventually destroys your soul.

Human beings have tolerances to all utility. That tolerance does and will be pushed to further extremes once you can no longer get the same fix on your particular brand of vice. The snowballed effect of searching out more and more extreme porn, directly focused on your particular brand of perversion is a method slowly and evenly refined. Yet you will refine that, until you end up with a one armed midget peeping out of a toilet bowl, with light-pink tranluscent lipstick on for $10 a month.

Or is that just me?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:21 AM
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28. Dude, you need to stay away from the secret stash
There's plenty of normal stuff out there
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TheProphetess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:32 AM
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29. Great sig line, Singular73!
:hi:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:41 AM
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30. Only ten bucks a month? Where? I'm paying twenty!
Edited on Sun May-29-05 01:46 AM by Redstone
And the midget's not even wearing ANY lipstick! Damn!

Redstone
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:51 AM
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31. Apparently size DOES matter ...
Boy am I depressed! Does EVERYBODY really have a 12" tool?

Bake
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:56 AM
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33. This guy doesn't:
Ed Powers

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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:52 AM
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32. Were you ever IN porn?
C'mon, you can tell me. ;)
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 02:07 AM
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34. I was briefly in the business
I made standard templates and Gold sites for Adult Check
NO, I was not in them.
I was a independent contractor for a company that hosted the sites for them. I made about 100 Gold Sites and 700 Standard sites so you might have seen my work. It was GREAT. I worked at home and only 5 hours a day three weeks a month. It averaged about $25/hour all tax free. I was able to built a library of templates for myself and got the work streamlined to be easy and fast. It only lasted fora year now I have to work a real job. BOO! Needless to say my portfolio made have prevented me from getting in a design firm.
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