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ThreeCatNight Donating Member (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 02:43 PM
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It's "make fun of a Freeper" time again......
There are a few new faces here, so I thought I would post the link to the Freeper gallery again.....Post your votes for Fav Freeper!!!

http://saturn.he.net/~danger/freepnet/album /

P.S. Screw them if they can't take a joke.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 02:44 PM
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1. What Are the Three Hardest Years of a Freeper's Life?
Fourth Grade.

:-)
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 02:54 PM
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7. They need to pin "archy's target" on all their own arses!
Of course that could get complicated they're arse all over!

FReepers can't take group pictures anymore because when they say cheeze they all run and get in the Reagan Cheeze line, because they don't have a job now!
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MUAD_DIB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:18 PM
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12. Lol...thank you.

That makes me feel better.


Lol...
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The_Gopher Donating Member (857 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 02:47 PM
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2. looks like a box of crackers.....whole lotta white folk there
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bluefire2000 Donating Member (79 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 02:52 PM
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4. my first thought -
what a, uh, 'diverse' crowd. Not. Looks like 'archy' is having fun:



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theivoryqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 02:51 PM
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3. An unattractive and socially inept freeper
who was having (understandable) difficulties getting dates with women asked one of his buddies what he should do to improve the situation. The FR pal told him that he should follow Bush's example and get a couple of large potatos and place them in his pants. The lonely freeper went to the store and got some attractive looking potatos and did as he was told. He tried walking about a crowded Mall, with worse luck than ever - he couldn't understand how he could be even more unpopular with the ladies than before. After noticing several groups of women staring and laughing he rushed to his pal and asked him why it hadn't worked. His freind replied, "Next time, put the potatoes in the FRONT of your pants."
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The_Gopher Donating Member (857 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 02:53 PM
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5. i've loved that joke since the 4th grade
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theivoryqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 02:53 PM
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6. true story!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:03 PM
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9. Two Freeper gals were Digging Taters!
One of the gals had two huge taters laying out on top of the ground and the other gal walked over and looked at the spuds and said, "Wow Betty Lynn, those look just like my husband Clyde's Balls!" The other FReeper gal quit digging and said, "Damn Wanda Cunda, is yer husband's balls that big?" "No Betty Lynn, that dirty," the other replied!
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MUAD_DIB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:20 PM
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15. Oh.....the humanities....

Thanks.

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Caution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 02:54 PM
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8. For me the funniest part
is that the LBGA to me means a campus organization at the University of Massachusetts. The Lesbian, Bi-Sexual, Gay Alliance.
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:32 PM
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41. LOL!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:36 PM
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43. That's what I always thought--what does it mean for
cracker-barrel rednecks?
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JeebusH Donating Member (212 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:09 PM
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10. DANGER WILL ROBINSON !!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON !!!
loser alert
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:25 PM
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19. look up danger in the dictionary
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theivoryqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:13 PM
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11. Ruh Roo
Edited on Tue Oct-28-03 03:14 PM by theivoryqueen
Those people are ALL pretty scary - tho' I feel oddly sorry for "lily4Jesus".
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Barad Simith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:18 PM
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13. this is a tragedy:
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:18 PM
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14. Freepers come in two shades.
White and whiter.

The freeper photo album: Proving once again that incest is a bad thing!
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:42 PM
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27. Hey! Don't be playa-hatin'!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:43 PM
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28. I didn't know Shaft was a Freeper
:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:48 PM
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33. That's not SHAFT; that's James Worthy!
:o Who knew?

:silly:
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:01 PM
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37. Condi's new love?
Hey, maybe Boondocks is onto something, this could be the man for Condi!, um, I mean Dr. Rice.
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:22 PM
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16. They are the Mainstream, now, of the GOP
They LOVE GWB. Take a look at what a second term will be like. Visit Free Republic.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:25 PM
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21. You mean the GOP has a mainstream?!
:wow:
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:22 PM
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17. I'm blinded by the Aryan whiteness of the group
Heck, not even one Italian face that I can tell.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:23 PM
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18. arrrr, matey
be still my heart }(

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Barad Simith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:25 PM
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20. isn't this the Cubs fan who interfered with the foul ball?
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:23 PM
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38. He looks frightened enough to be . . .
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:26 PM
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Barad Simith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:30 PM
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24. You would know if you were
A freeper is a member of Free Republic, a group of insane Republican fascists. The link posted at the top is for their user pics.

Welcome to DU!
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ThreeCatNight Donating Member (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:31 PM
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25. If you were....
you would be experiencing nausea and disorientation by now.
Actually Freepers come from a strange and bizarro universe at www.freerepublic.com....a space on the net, completely deviod of logic, compassion, and anything resembling thought.
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:37 PM
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26. Yes you are
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Barad Simith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:27 PM
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23. "Boy ... I don't rahcall tellin you to stop."
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hiphopnation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:50 PM
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34. (wiping soda off monter screen)
Don't do that again!!
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Barad Simith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:54 PM
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35. Is this A.L.?
Seriously, is this the infamous LJ cola-spitter?
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:45 PM
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29. Rasputin, anyone?
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:46 PM
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30. Here's Beavis in about 40 years...


Hey.... baby... come to Beavis... heh heh, heh heh, heh heh, heh heh...
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:47 PM
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31. A pic's worth a thousand words
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:48 PM
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32. Tinfoil hat alert!


:tinfoilhat:
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raysr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:56 PM
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36. Screw 'em
I've seen all those people on Jerry Springer!!
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Braden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:28 PM
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39. first to post the wizard wins!


and Sordo for fun



my two favorite freeps.

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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:35 PM
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42. The guy on the bottom has HEART SHAPED glasses!
He must be a BIG hit at the meet-ups!
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Braden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:40 PM
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44. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT
mess with Sordo.

He will track you down! He looks like an undeveloped Chris Farley Character to me.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 06:33 PM
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46. But the glasses are just so cyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuute! I want a pair . . .
Edited on Tue Oct-28-03 06:33 PM by blondeatlast
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:29 PM
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40. Good God, do they breed these women on purpose?
Edited on Tue Oct-28-03 04:31 PM by blondeatlast


Note the (you guessed it) Adam's Apple!

:scared:

Edit: GGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! It's effing true--they breed them--yet ANOTHER AA:



I'm outta there. (((shaking))
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 05:25 PM
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45. Excessive use of bleach has been linked
to sudden growth of Adams' Apples. Among other bodily parts.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 06:40 PM
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47. Ummm
That is some BAD hair! :P

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Samurai_Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 07:05 PM
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48. Is it just me...
or are all the women Freepers anorexic stepford wive-types? I mean, every one of them seem to have dyed hair, ten tons of makeup, and seem about 30 pounds underweight. UGH....

RadFeminFL
Fat Chick Extraordinaire
Radical Feminist or Radiant Female? Both!
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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 08:02 PM
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49. What decade was this taken in?
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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 08:09 PM
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50. I'm struck by the overwhelming whiteness.
Nothing against whites- hey, I'm one, myself. Actually- I'm more of a pinkish sort of color, now that I thnk of it.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 08:12 PM
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51. wasn't he seen in Dealy Plaza footage, Dallas, 1963?
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