Is it easier to get laid if you're a chicken scratching?

[chickenscratching]

:shrug:
mamma always told me that!!

[wideopen]

1. Me thinks a chicken scratching

would have NO problem getting laid around here.

[chickenscratching]

2. ooo

that sounds intriguing

[wideopen]

6. Intriguing?

You would be amazed.

[chickenscratching]

7. with what?

[wideopen]

11. I'd love to

elaborate but I'm not sure where the line is on "sex threads".
Maybe one day I'll have to push it just to find out.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. No.

[chickenscratching]

4. if you choose to make the effort to post

please do all of us the honor to expand your thoughts a pinch.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Meh.

[chickenscratching]

8. don't get smart with me

cat will scratch and maim your face
where is my kaiser?

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. .

[chickenscratching]

14. literalist pig

take off your asshat ego
play nice with matches

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Am I playing with fire again, Red?

Should I step aside?

[chickenscratching]

17. there are fiery depths

for those who do not like to
respond haiku-like

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Odd, isn't it, child?

I toss off a few lines like
sowing seeds. Swoon, now.

[chickenscratching]

21. ah ,when you say child

i say ooo ah ah ah ah
i swoon to be free

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. You need discipline.

Your words are chosen rashly.
There's wisdom in this.

[chickenscratching]

25. maybe you should tell

discipline? spank me spank me
boyfriends hand is tired

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. You misinterpret.

Discipline comes from within:
river from mountain.

[chickenscratching]

27. i behave nicely

truth evades your sightly eyes
go tell it on the

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. I stare down the truth.

You know it every time.
I'll rub salt in there.

[chickenscratching]

29. make it sting like bee

my damage is his delight
he fucks like he talks.

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. These three lines are shit,

and you know it at your core.
Go take a boat ride.

[RandomKoolzip]

9. "A" chicken scratching?

So there's more than one of you?

[chickenscratching]

13. im a twin you know. come play with us randomkoolzip

forever and ever and ever...

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Tony's a little man who lives in my mouth.

[chickenscratching]

18. that would be no fun

tony would make it greasy
lava soap for brunch

[RandomKoolzip]

20. The geometry of bulimia

Flesh on the bone
Causes Kate Moss's chassis to get thrown

[chickenscratching]

22. thin arm break like stone

afraid to do doggie-style
snap your wretched head

[RandomKoolzip]

24. graveyard style sharks

underwear jubilee, man
the gold is in the.....

[Wapsie B]

12. I would sure think so.

:yourock: