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CollegeDNC Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:24 AM
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GOP is cracking like a spoiled melon
I love reading the GOP blogs today. Republicans are crying like little girls about thier beatdown at the hands of the DNC in the Senate.

The GOP is cracking like a ripe mellon, and it's damn funny to watch :)
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:28 AM
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1. 'Crying like girls'. You set yourself up for a flaming hijack, CDNC.
Welcome to DU, y un bautismo del fuego.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:32 AM
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2. Consider this the flaming highjack
*insert well-practiced rant about idiotic sexist language here*
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LeftCoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:34 AM
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4. Please be gentle with the newbie Velma
:D
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:35 AM
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5. How about I only hit them on the head with a shovel...
a little bit? ;)
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LeftCoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 12:32 PM
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20. OK...but please, don't use the snow shovel, ok?
hehehe :)
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 02:53 PM
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22. Thank you, Velma.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:34 AM
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3. This type of talk is an outrage!!
How DARE you speak of melons in such a producist manner!
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:36 AM
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6. Indeed!
To even have the NERVE to imply that melons are somehow more perishible than other fruits...the nerve! :grr:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:38 AM
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7. Fruits?
I thought it was *dykes* that had melons. :shrug:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:39 AM
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9. Don't even bring the Dutch into this!
:argh:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:43 AM
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11. Aw, come on. Don't let your courage fail you, have a drink.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:43 AM
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12. Oh. Okay.
:beer:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:39 AM
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8. I will take this up with the MLF.
Melon Liberation Front.

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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:40 AM
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10. "Cracking"?
"Cracking"?

As in "Crack" cocaine?

Is this some kind of thinly-veiled insult aimed at the cocaine-abusing community and People of Intoxication?

I'll have you know that if it's good enough for the CIA to flood our innner cities with, it's good enough for me!

--p!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:43 AM
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13. Contact the NAASP at once!
The National Association of the Advancement of Stoned People!
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:44 AM
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14. "Little"????? Dammit, it's vertically disadvantaged!
The noive!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:47 AM
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15. Stop talking about my weenus!
:cry:
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thecai Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:48 AM
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16. Crying Like Little Girls?????
Edited on Tue May-24-05 11:49 AM by thecai
I NEVER cry! ;-)
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:51 AM
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17. Everybody SING!
Big girls dont cry, big girls don't cry

Big girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Big girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)
My girl said good-bye (my oh my)
My girl didn't cry (I wonder why)

(Silly boy) Told my girl we had to break up
(Silly boy) Thought that she would call my bluff
(Silly boy) But she said to my surprise
Big girls don't cry

Big girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Big girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)

Baby I was cruel (I was cruel)
Baby I'm a fool (I'm such a fool)

(Silly girl) Shame on you your Mama said
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you cried in bed
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you told a lie
Big girls do cry

Big girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Big girls don't cry (that's just an alibi)
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thecai Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 11:56 AM
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18. OK, OK!
Only ONCE in awhile...
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 12:07 PM
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19. I take offense at the rolling over described as a "beatdown"
when you consider that the Dems are really getting Frist-f*cked in this "deal".
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 02:50 PM
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21. This needs a
:kick:

There's some funny shit in here.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 02:55 PM
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23. DIG THIS
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UCLA Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-24-05 03:00 PM
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24. and "little boys," don't be sexist please.
Edited on Tue May-24-05 03:03 PM by UCLA Dem
And welcome to Du!

:hi:
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