It wasn't me -- I didn't do it.

[JimmyJazz]

That's all I'm saying. :D

[Radio_Lady]

1. Phooey, Jimmy. We know you did it -- the kid looks just like you...

"Alright, Louie, drop the gun
You're not fooling ANYONE..."

[Maddy McCall]

2. It wasn't me.

I wouldn't know where to find a photo like that. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Wasn't me.

by Shaggy.

(Yo', man) Yo'
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?
(The girl next door, you know) Man
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me

Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix
Whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein is believin so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin to your reasonin
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' in the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. That's what it reminded me of, too.

Brilliant minds think alike. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. HAHA! Well that's how it goes.

People have been thinking like me all day today. :o

I'll post something in a thread and then someone else will post the same thing like two seconds later. :o

[Jara sang]

4. Woozle-wuzzle?

[AlienGirl]

5. I wish I had done it

But it wasn't me either...

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. I don't even know what "it" is...

but I'm sure I didn't do it either

[JimmyJazz]

7. I KNOW it wasn't you - based on your screen name alone

:D

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. well now I have to know what it is

so I can decide if it was a mistake not doing it...am I missing out on fun...because I love to have fun!

[Maddy McCall]

10. Hahahahaha!

[JimmyJazz]

11. You are a broken record this evening, Ms. McCall!

:o

[Maddy McCall]

18. I'm deliriously sleepy.

But there has been some funny stuff happening on DU tonight. :D

G'night all. :hi:

[leftofthedial]

12. I bet you did too.

I just bet you did.

That's all I'm saying.

[RagingInMiami]

13. I didn't see the picture (thankfully)

But I'm sure it got all them closeted sexually confused repugs all flustered and nervous.

[Catherine Vincent]

14. okay what's going on?

Why can't I see anyone's avatars or their profile? Are we being hacked?

[JimmyJazz]

15. I can see avatars and profiles....

Did you forget to donate? :D

[Catherine Vincent]

16. I am a monthly donor.

I also don't see the thing at the top where you can click to pm, their profile, email etc. Maybe I turned something off by mistake?

[JimmyJazz]

17. I dunno, but all I see for your avatar is a red x....

I think grovelbot is up to something here.

[Catherine Vincent]

20. I'm worried now.

This is only happening to me. I hope I don't have a virus or something.

[JimmyJazz]

21. Seriously - now I see nothing for your avatar....

can you do a virus check?

[Catherine Vincent]

22. Oh, what a relief!

They are back up now. I don't know what happened. I was trying to upload a new photo for my avatar but I would get this red x. It started after that. So I'll just put my Texas flag back up. Thanks for trying to help me out, Jimmy. No wonder everyone in the lounge love you!;-)

[Radical Activist]

23. Well why not?

Get to it babe.

[Wapsie B]

24. Yeah, sure.

We've heard it before. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

25. No really. It was some other guy named JimmyJazz

Police came lookin' for Jimmy Jazz,

I said, he ain't here...

[Susang]

26. I've heard of that guy

Doesn't he know the manager of the Clash or something? :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

27. that would be Cosmo, like the magazine

:evilgrin: